Dragon Age Inquisition Is The Only Story I’ve Seen That’s Bold Enough To Ask - What If We Attempt

Nick: Hey, Jason? Can I get some dating advice?

Jason, sighing: Just because I'm with Salim doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Salim: Everyone has their demons

Salim, holding Vampire!Jason: This one is mine

Nick in the caves: I have to admit, I am not living la vida loca

salim is jason’s manic pixie dream boy

Salim: Why the hell is there blood everywhere?

Vampire!Jason: Well, you see, it's simple color theory-

Nick: You gotta live more in the moment! Today is a gift!

Jason: Is there a receipt?

Eric: You fight like my ex-wife!

Nick: I'm dating your ex-wife. That's a compliment.

Jason: alright, listen up you little shits

Jason: not you, Salim, you’re an angel and i’m glad you’re here

Zain: my baba is great bisexual representation you're lucky to have him if you disagree die

Jason: Hey, Rachel, have you seen Goncharov?

Rachel: No, what's Goncharov?

Nick: Oh, only my favorite Scorcese movie!

Joey: It's so good, ma'am.

Rachel: Alright, I'll put Goncharov on my list.

Jason: You do that, Rachel.

Rachel: How do you spell it?