*Fritz Appears Out Of Nowhere*

Don't worry, it seems no one else cares either. Why does no one respond to my messages?

I'm not asking you to donate, nor am I asking anyone else to donate.

All I wish is for you to ask about me and my family. Why have you left us?

Did you think we were done? Everyone has ignored my messages. Just ask about us so we know we’re still alive! I'm starting to lose hope for the sake of my family.

... Are you okay?

merasmus: *laughs evily as he unwillingly gets sucked back into the white void*

Henry: "what?"

Blackjack: "l agree, what happened?"

Filename1: "1 a|sœ @-gr3ë ."

Merasmus: "I got used for an m!a"

Skellie: "wat???"

HAZA! I, MERASMUS! CAST FORM SHIFT ON #005-H!

AJSIEBWISBSKABAJVSIRVEISVFJD

Right, I'm going to get sucked back into the void now. Goodbye, MOST LIKELY FOREVAH!

(hoovybot is now human for 12 asks)

{ i love you /P }

#005–H: —Turns into a human. It's just a Heavy with really Pale skin, weezer blue eyes and lots of moles.— [ AH!! Uhm—!! I... Oh Lord— ] —CONFUSED.—

#007–M: —coming back from complaining and talkin to himself— [ I really didn't like how you treated me-DIIIIIIIII— ] —JAWDROP.— [ OH MEIN GOTT!!! #005–H!!! ARE YOU OK?! ] —immediately checks if he's ok—

#005–H: [ Ah!!! Doctor!!! Don't Worry— I'm Ok! ] —smiles nervously—

#007–M: [ Y-YOU SURE?! ]

#005–H: [ Yes! Don't Worry! ]

#007–M: [ O-Oh... Okay Zhen... ] —immediately hugs his tummy—

#005–H: [ DOCTOR!!!— ]

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This one's gonna be quite possibly the only post I tag

50 notes and I fix my sleep schedule

/\ starting today (reached 50 notes while I was sleeping)

100 notes and I start getting better at not procrastinating

200 notes and keep working on the world building for a DND campaign

400 notes and I come out as sex-oscillating to my family

800 notes and I start making more original posts

1600 notes and I learn to draw on paper & on tablet

Tag people if you want deadline is January 1st (2025 specifically)

BONUS GOAL

1 billion notes: I, a transfem, will run for president

Bonus goal deadline: 2027

@femboy-ikea @literal-trans-beans @yahooo-official @tiredclownpossum @froggiefemboi

SHIT-

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=6wj2o-RjiBUZrRyb

Bird video :]

jokes on you i have trained myself to recognize that link from dQw4 alone

because I post almost nothing.

What? When? Why?

Merasmus: WHY!?

Skellie: Wait... really? (He says this in like a love sick voice.)

It's me again, Merasmus!

Meet "HE IS NOT OUR MEDIC".

Broken was told to wait with the tea cups.

(I was too lazy to color this took way to long to answer I'm sorry.)

nuh-uh

What? When? Why?

oh

and btw

Joe's here too.

Merasmus: "WHY!? WHAT DID I EVERY DO TO YOU!?" (You separated our perfect ship that's what you did.)

hey uh Merasmus? Soldier got murdered and I decided to bring back your magic book :> also I totally didn't murder Soldier I swear-

don't mind the new friend for Skellie in the background about to take Soldier's corpse he's just there lol

Merasmus: "FINALLY. I GET THESE FREAKS OUT OF MY HOUSE, AND MY HAT BACK!" *He opens the book, then says some weird jiberish.*

*And this happens in the background ↑*

*Merasmus goes over and puts skellie back on his head. He opens the book again, says something, and the two medic monsters disappear in a waft of greenish smoke.* "Finally. Thank you... now please leave."

again, not my target audience, but I'm not complaining.

@ongawdclub you have come for my medic RP blog and now my extras blog, well done ig?