Bigot: I don’t really get how [sexuality/gender identity] works, it’s not real!!!
Ok man, I don’t really get how cars work, so they must not be real. You can’t drive your dumbass tinfoil box anymore, I decided it doesn't exist.
Me tormenting my favorite horor podcast protagonist
And the most recently acquired/youngest: Pepper!
She’s almost two, she’s just very small. She weighs seven pounds and has a proportionate amount of intelligence. (None) Her hobbies include: licking her butthole, licking her siblings’ buttholes, biting her siblings, making Expressions® ™, running face first into walls and doors, stealing bread, purring incredibly loudly, standing on her hind legs and staring distressedly, screaming, falling down the stairs, and being wet for mysterious reasons.
(Nicknames include: stupid, dummy, gross, salt, beps, meeps, sweetie, idiot, and baby)
Here he is! The reason we keep all the toilets closed, the one who had to be put on a diet at seven months old, the one who currently weighs eighteen pounds, the man of the hour, Ladies, gentlemen, and anyone outside or between, I give you, POE
(Various nicknames include fatcat, tubbs, the Poe-parazzi, water boi, and most notably, Po-Po)
Calling yourself a terrible person is VERY MEAN to people like Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk, who work SO HARD to be the worst people they can be!! Don’t call yourself a terrible person because it HURTS THEIR FEELINGS :(
Alright, which one of you fucks made terfblr an actual tag. We will have words. Who knows… maybe something more…. (Beating the shit out of you)
Happy Ides of March!!
Stab your least favorite politician!!
Whar the fuck do i do a buried blog followed me
I wisj i was an ai then people wouldnt be so mad at me when i make a mistake
Free palestine you bastards.
🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉
I had to unpin my post about my podcast to pin this because you assholes keep following me.
Btw i dont think rich people are even human. They have no idea what struggling is like.
Thank you, and ✨ Fuck off ✨
I know nothing about them but i know that they’re my favorite fish
Hngmngngngngnngngnny sturgeons
My cat’s reaction to sparkling water:
Cat 1: Poe, refused to try it
Cat 2: Amber, liked it
Cat 3: Pepper, sneezed and ran away
He/It/they | Yes, that is a dead possum. Terfs, racists, and homophobes, DNI. EVER.Rebog sideblog: @arthwrongisTma sideblog: @falling-peacefully
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