Iloveteawithmilk - Dionn

it's the best trope, and when its canon it's even better

me: i hate cliches

fanfic: they were soulmates

me: OMIGOSH GUYS THEY WERE SOULMATES

people used to have media literacy, now you find lolita on the booktok romance section on libraries

You wrote about murder?? Murder is illegal?? You wrote about this dude killing someone and you didn’t even say ‘murder is bad’ at the start of the book, wht wtf, wtf is wrong with you? I can’t believe you condone murder, I can’t believe you’re pro murber, oh my fucking God don'ttalk to me when ou literally kill people, freak. I’m calling the cops, what the fuck, I’m shaking and crying.

HERE LIES JASON TODD...again—wait no he's back—

(I don't actually know how many times Jason has died, but here are the dates I used:

1983 - Jason is introduced 1988 - A Death in the Family 2005 - Under the Hood begins 2006 - The Batarang (after which the Superboy Prime Punch Effect is seen again, so...he almost definitely died here) 2021 - I'm 99% sure Jason dies in Task Force Z and is brought back in the next issue. 2024 - Jason is killed by Zur en Arrh and brought back by Lazarus Resin.)

Robin and Green Arrow spotted at the Star City Robin Hood kin fanclub meet

emo boy batman is my everything

robert pattinson I owe you my life

Memo: WAYNE ENTERPRISES TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE

Date: 4/18/2022, 9:00 AM-11:00 AM

Location: Great Escape Rooms, 934 2nd Street, Gotham City

Attendance: MANDATORY

Hello all,

As part of our new “Get in Touch” program, all members of the Board of Directors will be joining our interns for a team-building exercise next week. We have reserved ten Escape Room experiences at Great Escape Rooms. You will be working in teams to get out of your room in under ninety minutes! Please dress comfortably. Lunch will be provided.

Best,

Gale Johnson

Human Resources

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John is a traumatized bastard man but we just keep torturing him anyway

*pokes John’s limp broken body with a stick*

Do something

🦇 🚨 Batman 2022 Spoiler: 🚨 🦇

Yeah but you know the part where he’s talking to Falcone about his parents and he’s all teary-eyed and his lips are trembling and he’s speaking so softly

Showing that vulnerability in a character like Batman, a character who is usually hyper-masculine and stoic, is what really set this movie apart for me. This Bruce feels so deeply; his trauma is written all over his face. This is not a cocky playboy party animal billionaire douche, this is a mentally ill young man whose entire worldview is being shattered.

And then at the end he sees that his violence is only begetting more violence. He sees that yes, he’s scaring the shit out of the criminals but he’s also setting an example for them. The city that he loves is terrified and he’s partially responsible for that.

So he decides to change.

Bruce’s love for his city will always be his greatest strength. It makes him vulnerable to more devastating loss—the one thing he fears above all else—and he still makes the conscious choice to be kind.

His kindness takes so much more bravery than his violence.

You know that feeling of terror when you get caught stealing Batman’s tires?

Me neither

i love that the batman (2022) is just an emo and a cat girl fighting a redditor, or as i like to call it: the average discord lobby