JAY’S MARAUDERS ERA HEADCANONS PT 1:

I really wish that Dylan O’Brien is pulling an Andrew Garfield on this movie, but at the same time I don’t because like— good for him, living out his slut era in peace.

As a rare pair shipper, does it get any rarer than Drew Tanaka x Lee Fletcher?

I literally CHOKED— oh my god

Everyone saying

"What if Will and Nico see Jason in the new book??"

Mf'er what if they see Lee or Micheal???

Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.

Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.

Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.

Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.

Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?

Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.

Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.

Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.

Damian, absolutely cracking up.

Jason, staring blankly.

Dick: But Bernard is gone.

Tim, shaking his head.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: He’s not gone.

Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.

Dick: So you broke up with Kon—

Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.

Dick: What do you mean?

Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—

Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?

Tim: Both.

Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.

Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?

Tim: I’m dating Kon.

Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?

Tim: Yes.

Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?

Tim: They made me choose!

Dick: You have to choose!

Jason and Damian still choking.

Dick: You can’t have both men!

Tim: What was I supposed to do?

Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!

Jason and Damian wheezing: …

Tim: …

Dick: You get one boyfriend!

Tim, looking down at his shoes: …

Dick: That’s the way the world works!

Tim: Why!?

Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.

Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.

Dick: How could you do this to Kon?

Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!

Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?

Tim: I see it playing out badly.

Damian, wheezing again.

Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.

Dick: No.

Tim: And for listening to me.

Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.

Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.

Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!

Jason and Damian, still cracking up.

Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?

Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: Get it off your chest,

Dick: I can’t.

Tim: You know what I mean?

Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?

Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.

Dick: …

Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.

Sometimes, when I’m upset, I read fanfics. Specifically from Fanfiction.Net because I can make myself laugh most of the time.

It’s very rare that I find a quality fic on FF.Net.

I feel liked Remus had with Fabian and Gideon, the type of relationship that Hermione has with Fred and George. You know, like a little flirty, but also a little teasing. That type of thing.

You know what’s cringe?

People who don’t know what bilingual people speak like. Cuz like I speak English and Spanish and you know “Spanglish” is super fun. (I mostly see this in fanfics).

But I never go: Yeah and I was at la playa, you know— sorry I speak Spanish and I mix up words! Silly silly me, no se hablar English!

It’s more like: Y estaba en la playa when my mom called me and she was yelling at me and I didn’t even know what I did! I was like ‘Mami, Que hice? Why are you yelling!?’ (More or less something I told my friend a couple of weeks ago)

Then theres the whole “character forgets a word because they’re thinking in Spanish!”

“No, no, the flecha! You know, the thingy that lights up! Like— ugh, what’s it called? Its like— its a flecha! I can’t think of the English word!” (Arrow, its a light up arrow)

Its so awkward to read those.

Idk but being bilingual isn’t just adding a random non-English word into a an English sentence.

Or like having characters just go: “you’re my hermano/hermana, man!”

Or (the very cringe) “come on foo!” // “ese!” // “vato!” // or literally any other word associated with cholos or Chicano gangs.

Like pet names I get. I understand those. I used to call my ex “mi amor” “corazón de melon” “Bebe” “lindó” “guapo” and nothing else in Spanish. Those are understandable cuz those are pet names.

Make Spanglish sound real! (hmu if you want someone to look over your Spanish, specifically)

Okay, Young Justice, but everytime Dick is in civvies he wears these:

Life As We Know It (Wolfstar AU)