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Dick: You know that there is nothing you could say that we will get mad at.
Tim, panicking: Yeah, yeah. I know that.
Jason: there is very clearly some stuff you can say that we will get mad at. Don’t believe him. He’s a liar.
Damian: I get mad at you for even breathing. I don’t know what you expect.
Tim, inhaling deeply: You know how I broke up with Bernard so I could date Kon again?
Dick: Absoluetly. Yeah.
Jason, nodding: That was very hard for you.
Tim, nodding also: Yeah, that actually never happened.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: I’m still dating Bernard.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: I’m dating both of them and neither one of them knows it and I feel terrible about it.
Damian, absolutely cracking up.
Jason, staring blankly.
Dick: But Bernard is gone.
Tim, shaking his head.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: He’s not gone.
Jason, snickering with Damian. Both of them dying.
Dick: So you broke up with Kon—
Tim: I didn’t break up with either of them.
Dick: What do you mean?
Tim: You process this however you need to process this. If you want to keep talking it out—
Dick, grabbing Tim by the shoulders: Which one are you dating?
Tim: Both.
Jason and Damian rolling on the ground.
Dick, shaking Tim: Are you dating Kon?
Tim: I’m dating Kon.
Dick, still shaking Tim: Are you dating Bernard?
Tim: Yes.
Jason, wheezing: How do you do that?
Tim: They made me choose!
Dick: You have to choose!
Jason and Damian still choking.
Dick: You can’t have both men!
Tim: What was I supposed to do?
Dick: What, you think you can have a bunch of boyfriends?!
Jason and Damian wheezing: …
Tim: …
Dick: You get one boyfriend!
Tim, looking down at his shoes: …
Dick: That’s the way the world works!
Tim: Why!?
Dick, shaking his head: I don’t know.
Tim: I feel terrible about this. I don’t know what to do.
Dick: How could you do this to Kon?
Tim: I don’t know, I feel really badly about it!
Jason, slapping Damian’s back: In your little brain, how do you see this playing out?
Tim: I see it playing out badly.
Damian, wheezing again.
Tim: I see it playing out very, very badly. But you know what, I just… I want to thank you though. Just for being here for me.
Dick: No.
Tim: And for listening to me.
Dick: We’re not listening to you and we’re not here for you.
Tim, ignoring him: Because now we’re in this together.
Dick, pointing: We’re not in this together. And we’re not listening and we’re not being there, so stop telling us things!
Jason and Damian, still cracking up.
Dick, shaking his hands: What do you want me to do with this information!?
Tim: Well, it really helped me to tell you. You should tell somebody,
Dick: I can’t.
Tim: Get it off your chest,
Dick: I can’t.
Tim: You know what I mean?
Dick, crossing his arms: Who? Who would I tell?
Tim: Well, certainly not Bruce. Maybe Wally.
Dick: …
Tim: Don’t ever tell Bruce.