“I Didn’t Shift, What Did I Do Wrong?”

i have a new shifting method called the dafuq method, where i dont give a fuq. i lay on my bed and dont give a fuq. i listen to a guided meditation but honestly, i dont really need it because i dont give a fuq. i know im shifting, and none of my other thoughts matter because i dont give a fuq about them.

and then i shift, dafuq

reminder that “nothing can stop you from shifting” also means “you can shift at every and any moment” so. do with that what you will.

hogwarts band dr lore drop: except it’s just that half my band’s discography comes from me crashing out weekly over my two boyfriends (when they aren’t my boyfriends yet)

Like seriously— George, Ginny, and Fred are gonna hate to see me coming to band practice like “hey guys I’ve been writing this new song—“ and it’s just me being down bad and insane.

But holy hell do we come up with some bangers. Just three gingers and my neapolitan dyed hair ass in the room of requirement using my absolutely diabolical feelings to create masterpieces— and also their stuff too like Ginny’s shitty exes and George’s constant ability to find himself in a situationship.

God I love my silly little band and our silly little songs.

I totally intend to post our albums and stuff because yes I have stolen every song from this reality and that’s okay— I’m sure we’ll write our own stuff too. But I’ve scripted so much I’be basically planned two eps and six albums 😳

Manifestation Isn't a Battle.

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Despite what you may have been led to believe, manifestation is completely natural—something we've all been doing since we were kids. It's in our human nature to manifest. The law has always worked and always will. So why does it seem so difficult for some of us to manifest now? I'm here to shed some light on that.

It's fairly simple: You're trying too hard.

I know, I know. A lot of people in our space have been repeating this sentiment. However, that's because it's completely true.

Manifestation is one of the easiest things you'll ever do, and I can't emphasize this enough. No matter how it may feel at times, you're not playing tug-of-war against the 3D, the universe, or whatever you think is holding you back. If I had to describe it, you're more like walking up to the rope, snatching it, and taking it home. No competition, no opposition. There’s nothing and nobody standing in the way of you and your desires. Nothing can stop you. Nothing. You are limitless.

What's the point of fighting against an invisible, nonexistent opponent when you've already got everything you could ever want? The only thing you have to do is claim it—accept it as your own because it is. Doubts? Doesn't matter. Circumstances? Irrelevant. Instead of trying to fend off your doubts or ignore the 3D, just don't. When something tests you, let it. Laugh at it. Refuse to take it seriously because it truly isn’t worth your energy. Don’t waste your time on meaningless distractions.

Revel in the fact that you already have your desire. Enjoy it! Your desire isn’t being created out of thin air—it’s already waiting for you. All you have to do is claim it. The moment you do, it’s yours. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. Nothing will ever change that.

So, stop. Stop fighting. Stop wasting your energy on pointless, imaginary battles. Someone who truly has their desire wouldn’t bother—so why are you?

I don’t care I don’t care I am shifting I don’t care I am shifting I am shifting I am shifting I don’t care I am shifting I DON’T CARE I AM SHIFTING

There are no obstacles to overcome. There are no battles to fight. There are no walls to break. What’s the point of seeking a solution when there was never a problem to begin with? Your desires are yours the moment you decide they are and that’s final. Everything that follows is irrelevant. - 𝜗𝜚

Procrastinating? Read this.

So, you wanna manifest your dream life but keep putting it off?

Let’s be real. You say you’re gonna affirm, visualize, and persist, but then suddenly, scrolling through reels, watching a whole-ass Netflix series, or overanalyzing the 3D becomes your full-time job. And then? You freak out because nothing is changing. Sound familiar? Yeah, thought so.

Why do you even procrastinate on something you want?

Your brain is lowkey trippin’. It craves instant dopamine, and let’s be honest—staring at your ceiling, imagining your dream life while reality looks the same ain’t always fun. Your mind wants proof, results, and fireworks ASAP, but that’s not how this game works. You gotta train your brain like a puppy—consistency, belief, and a whole lotta "sit down and shut up" energy.

"I’ll start tomorrow" is the biggest scam ever

Tell me why you think tomorrow will magically make you more disciplined? Spoiler alert: It won’t. Tomorrow turns into next week, next month, and suddenly it’s 2026 and you’re still waiting for "the right moment." That moment? It’s now. Get up. Start affirming. Step into the version of you that already has it.

The 3D is playing with your head, but you gotta play it back

I know, I know—the 3D is looking mad disrespectful. Your SP is acting like you don’t exist, your bank account is laughing at you, and your dream life feels like a fever dream. But guess what? The 3D is just old news, and if you keep reacting, you’re just keeping the same boring storyline alive. Ignore it. You’re the director here.

How to actually stop procrastinating & start manifesting

Set a deadline for your doubts: Give yourself 10 minutes to freak out, then move TF on cause we ain't gonna suppress our emotions.

Romanticize your manifestation: Act like you’re the main character and your dream life is unfolding.

Affirm like it’s your job: No days off. No breaks. This is your reality, claim it.

Stop playing victim: You are literally the creator of your life. Act like it.

Make it a habit: Turn manifesting into muscle memory. If you can scroll IG for hours, you can repeat affirmations.

Drop the obsession: Desperate energy repels. Relax. Breathe. Your desire is already yours.

You either keep waiting, or you wake up and take control

The truth is, your dream life is waiting on YOU. Not the universe, not some random timeline, not "divine timing"—just YOU deciding to stop playing and actually persist. So, what’s it gonna be? Are you gonna keep making excuses, or are you finally gonna step into your power?

You already know what to do. Now go do it.

assume it’s yours and keep assuming it’s yours when you think about it.

decide its yours and keep deciding its yours when you think about it.

affirm it’s yours and keep affirming it’s your when you think about it.

these are all synonyms.

assumptions are created INSTANTLY.

Assumption = something you believe to be true without proof or confirmation.

what are you telling yourself when your desire comes to your head ?

me personally i just affirm whenever i think about said desire.

don’t over complicate it.

insomnia thoughts with Jello

part two

Alas, we are back here again. Did you miss me? Bet you didn’t because I never shut the fuck up. Anyways, let’s get right into it shall we?

I lied. You need some lore first.

I have a ring that I wear every single day, and have worn every single day since I bought it. I cherish it like almost no other.

Okay, now we get into it. And yes, this is also shifting related.

The raging sea that is my mind decided to remind me of the time I thought I lost the aforementioned ring. I woke up after spending a drunken night at a friend’s and it was gone. Nowhere to be found. Not on my person, not in the bed, not on the floor. Gone.

Immediately I decided that was wrong. I said “fuck no” to reality and proceeded to spend the next several hours in and out of consciousness just trying to exist somewhere where I still had that ring on my finger.

And I swear to god, something happened.

I remember, at some point between states of consciousness, it being insanely difficult to open my eyes. It was like my eyelids were weighed down. This has happened to me multiple times since then, but this was a first.

I remember feeling that ring on my finger, though. In that moment, in whatever state I was in, I could feel that goddamn ring on my finger and I peeled my eyes open just enough to see it.

And I saw it.

Then I fell back asleep, and when I woke up again it wasn’t there.

And then my friend got home from work. I told her about my dilemma and she looked me dead in my pupils and said “Oh, your ring? It fell off last night so I put it on my desk.”

And this bitch just walked over to her desk and retrieved my holy object like it was no big deal.

I can’t say whether or not it was on the desk beforehand. I didn’t check. I didn’t even think of it.

But something about that doesn’t sit right with me. In the sense that something happened and I want to say I shifted but I’m not sure.

Anyways, that is all I have for you tonight.

It is nearing 6am.

I have to be up at 10.

Goodnight.

Jello💖

(Afterthought: I drafted this a while ago and was reminded of it because I literally just misplaced another sentimental ring— found this one much faster though)

Jello’s daily dose of tea wisdom. Goodnight.