Planning Your Perfect Dwarven Wedding by Meg_Thilbo
what the title says, fifteen chapters of Bilbo being confused af by dwarven culture and just trying to get his wedding in order
I Got Married In Erebor And All I Received Was Disrespect From My Entire Company by thisislegit
thorin is too much of a coward to tell bilbo they're not actually married by dwarven customs and the others are done
A Pretty Face by panickyintheuk
apparently thorin is ugly and bilbo has not gotten the memo
What To Expect by alkjira
they have children and there is a possibly magical cat and a hamster
It was a Fine, Bright Morning: Perfect for Murder. by meyari
wherein the hobbits have had enough of lobelia and the dwarves are traumatized
The REAL White Council by orphan_account
azog is the only real one here, if you haven't sacrificed an arm for your otp are you really even trying
Well. Fuck. by ThyLocalBard
bilbo is angry and gandalf is a traitor
When Silver Fails by amethystviolist
they get together and stuff idk but it's really well-written
A Hobbit Prince for a Dwarf King by bebel_bee
balin wtf i mean it worked but
The Nine Children Appropriated By Thorin Oakenshield (And The One He Didn't Want For Himself) by Shay_Moonsilk
thorin does his best impression of tony stark and everyone is so done
between friends (and the occasional lover) by sepulchralsymphonies
thorin is a better actor than he seems
Take My Hand by Erulisse_Manwathiel
so by dwarven standards bilbo has been dating literally everyone they meet and thorin is concerned
The Grace of Yavanna by chrystal896
hobbits are really frickin weird ok
Siege of Erebor by airebellah
a great battle for the ages
Clothing Wars by JaceDexter
i for one cannot believe the elves agreed to that but then again it was bilbo asking so
Bilbo Baggins's Greatest Burglary by MordorIsCalling
dwarves
Galadriel's Hairpin Box by Erudammit, orphan_account
gandalf makes questionable decisions and smaug dies a lot
A Complaint A Day... by birdkeeperklink (speculating)
bilbo complains a lot one of the great mysteries of erebor
Say the Magic Words by birdkeeperklink (speculating)
hobbits have interesting ways of problem-solving and also magic that too
a tale of ivory table cloth and ruined weddings by Imagined, rottingflower, Scarlet_Ribbons
thorin may have forgotten to propose a little bit oops
Can I be a wild cowboy running free from daddy’s broken home and trying and failing to make anything significant of myself but goddamn it there’s something special in me I just know it and goddamn im just so tired of being beaten and worked like a bastard dog so can I just-
Can I Just Stay Under The Moonlight For A Few?
cuddled up next to
my extremely common but reliable brown mare and wrapped in my ma’s
worn down shawl that itches something fierce but warms up my legs from under my work jeans like you wouldn’t believe
Also
I have Penis.
And So Does My Lover
yeah I almost dropped lotf too when I picked it up it was a very slow engine starter and then when I ac cared it was over
Also they spent so damn long talking abt the damn pink coral like I GET IT. ITS AN ISLAND FUCK
don’t heteronormative gender roles my yaoi
Put
Them Both In A Dress
Or Don’t Dress-Them Up At All
But U Can’t Just Pick One
returning back to sasunaru is like dipping my entire naked body into a cool spring pond circled by a ring of blooming floral
sigh yeah inhale im home
fun rb chain idea: ship prev with a character that isn’t one of their f/os.
bakugo at 3:24am: I’m sorry I burned your notebook and tossed it out the window *sweats and gags out of shame* izuku: wha
i know what it means, how it feels to be atypical
trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement
tsukishima likes when i slap it idc