Hello, I Hope You're Doing Well! My Name Is Mahmoud Abu Swierh, And I'm A 17-year-old From Gaza. The

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I hope this is sufficient

I’ve come up with a game I like to call “Ok, funny story”

It’s like two truths and a lie except it really isn’t. The rules are as such:

Create a poll.

This poll must contain at least one truth and one lie about yourself, but can have as many options as you like.

You don’t have to say how many of each there are (in fact, it’s more fun if you don’t!)

this part is important. You are NOT voting for which one is the truth and or which one is the lie. You are voting for which story sounds the most interesting, the story you want to hear told.

tag people! Stories need an audience!

When the poll ends, whether it is true or not, you tell the story that got voted for the most. It doesn’t have to be good, or long, but you do gotta tell the tale.

If there is a tie, you can tell either, or both.

I will make a callout post for every single individual person who does a poll and doesn’t follow it up with the promised story.

I’ll start:

At least one of these is true and at least one of these is a lie but I do have a story to back them all up.

Tag time! Let’s get this party started: @the-real-gmail @twomanyfandomshelp @stariel-and-stuff @yahooo-official @king-of-the-oreo @fangirlghost-19 @murpledurple @ivys-garden +open to anyone who wants to follow the rules

one of those "Tim gets sent to another world where everyone is a lot more emotionally intelligent and affectionate" fics, except he finds it so unnerving and hates it so much he goes out of his way to start fights and get them mad at each other before he leaves, and when he gets home damian stabs him and he's like "oh thank GOD everyone is normal here"

People have written a lot of touchy-feely pieces on this subject but I thought I’d get right to the heart of the matter

Sneak peak of my upcoming comic

Omg a very badly drawn Donatello face for one scene that I came up with at 9:30 pm 😀

IM GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT

ITS BEEN 12 HOURS SINCE IT WAS ANNOUNCED AND IM ALREADY SPENDING 50 BUCKS

wait link literally woke up with amnesia and was given a tablet and let loose on hyrule

is botw link…,, an iPad baby

you seem to be a big fan of Flowey Undertale. There… aren’t any murderous time-traveling tendencies you have and aren’t telling me about that I should be worried by, are there?

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… Noooo… Well… Yeah-No… Hehe…

TRICK OR TREATTTT

HERE!!! CANDY!!!! 🍬

HAPPY HALLOWEEN STARIEL!!!!!!!

I had an endoscopy before I knew maths

@stariel-and-stuff @libragendertimelord

(No pressure if ya don’t want to)

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore