Basalt Is The Prettiest Rock

Some dwobbit prince Frodo lore explainstions

Half stone is his title due to him being half Dwarf. He was given this title when he wish introduced to the kingdom after birth and has always carried it. His is Half stone as much as he his Frodo.

Silentstride is the name gifted to him due to his half hobbit nature making him incredibly silent and assassin like in him combat style, he’s hard to spot being smaller then your average Dwarf and more light of frame and his hobbit-ish feet and penance for going shoeless even in the harsh Erebor winters makes him move in near silence. It’s also why he wears such a heavy fur over his shoulders, it doesn’t make sound when he moves and muffles the rest of him clothing.

(Also Frodo is his papa’s number one sweet boy, he will always carry Bilbos basket for him at the market and bend down for Bilbo to kiss him on the forehead before he leaves to go sparing with his uncles)

If you have any questions, please ask! I’d love to draw some little doodles to explain more if anyone is interested

Full disclosure Avenge the living chapter two is done but I’m a little concerned you guys because I have a vision for the story and it’s a bit dark and intense if that’s okay

They’re making my carve wood

Euuuuuuggghhhh

Help. We have so many good strong rocks.. I live next to a fucking volcano.

Can’t I leave the trees to the bird and the lizards?

I’m eating Nutella off the knife to cope

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

Self portrait for your viewing pleasure or what ever.

Yes I have my dogs out, sorry, that’s normal in my country lol

The company: So what's for dinner?

Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

The company: ...

Gloin: Is it soup?

Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean

Thorin: STOP

*one hour later*

The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?

She holds us all together honestly

“um excuse me Thrain son of Thror king under the mountain asked for no pickles”

haii fris designnn :33 mostly based on the interp of her in sansûkh <33

Work in progress

I hate when your brain plays the old “crazy how your sitting here right now reading and one day you’ll be dead” card

Like yeah, that’s how this works buddy. Thanks for making me feel depressed for no reason though I guess

I enjoy when people make the elves as creepy and upsetting as they actually are.

Gimli (who loves Legolas) looking at him looking down his arrow as he aims for a rabbit that seems far to far away to shoot: are you sure you can make that?

Legolas then takes the shot and slowly turns to Gimli with terrifying cat pupils and a very creepy sharp canined smile: I got him.