The Money I Would Pay For This

anyone else thought team by mag.lo went “i got naked salsa” or just me

It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

PREACH

Spring training is awesome because it’s a full month and where you get to watch your favorite baseball team invent left-handed relief pitchers on the spot. Who is this guy? I don’t know. Will I ever see him again? Absolutely not. Where did he come from? The lab, probably.

oh to be the guy in charge of deciding what to broadcast on mlb network during the offseason

live laugh love h money i’ll miss you forever

“when i think about the 2024 mets… i think about what a group of grown men playing a kids game chose to do with the time they had left together.” harrison bader to me you will always be famous

This pennant design came to me in a dream and now i simply must own it

affirmations. i love betting on losing dogs i love my losing dogs. maybe one day they will win. keep betting on those losing dogs

A while ago i woke up in the middle of the night, wrote “wilmer flores is a mutt” in my notes with zero context and promptly fell back asleep

with that being said:

as soon as i turn on the tv we make the last out of the 4 hr half inning and proceed to have the dumbest half inning of 2025. i’d like to formally apologize to everyone