OKAY PPL YOU WANT IT YOU GET IT

Im going to write this NOW

tony’s been dreaming of the day peter and harley meet, because he just knows they’ll get on like a house on fire.

he, however, certainly doesn’t expect their first meeting to be them getting kidnapped together, over 900 miles apart. he also doesn’t expect the frantic phone call he gets two sleepless days later, from their kidnapper, begging him to please come get the kids because they’re so fucking irritating.

do yall think tony keeps an enormus amount of snacks in his lab or do you think he forgets to eat for hours and hours and then only remembers once his function is impaired so he orders takeout

I make ice cream like this too dont worry Peter

second post today!

your welcome :)

Tony Stark has this bit he does, where he pretends to forget who people are. It’s one of his favorites, really. Ned is the usual victim, but Peter has seen it played on a number of people.

And it’s funny. It really is.

It’s just not funny when Tony looks at Peter and says “Who are you again?” after Peter fought so hard to know the mechanic again post-spell, he finally is on speaking terms with his old teammates, he has a guest room in Stark Tower again. It’s not as funny when the man who used to be Peter’s father pretends not to know him, blissfully unaware of just how much he really has forgotten.

That’s when the bit stops being funny.

I WOULD BE SO INTIMIDATED OMG I THINK WOULD ACTUALLY START CRYING OR SMTH

I cant stop thinking about how fucking unnerving Tony could look, if he wanted to. after not sleeping for a few days, finally finding the solution to a problem, the intense eyes and wild hair and big grin. The light of his arc reactor, strangely bright. He's shaking a bit fro caffeine intake. Studying something intensely.

Imagine if he was studying you, trying to judge your loyalty or your motivations, and he finds an answer in your face that he finds interesting. And he fuckin laughs, staring straight at you. He dosnt miss a single detail.

I'm writing a story where Tony has to decide if someone is a spy or not based on their reaction to classified information, and god. Imagining it is terrifying. His attention is a lazer beam when he wants it to be, and for it to be aimed straight at a person sounds unnerving

So umm, this is so late. I'm so sorry. I recently found out I have adhd, high chances of autism and have a dissociation disorder :(

I'm okay though, its all cool. Though the tests I took from official doctors were quite expensive so yeah there's that. ALSO! IT'S MY END OF YEAR EXAMS PERIOD >:(

The fic is like short. 889 words I think? Yeah, I still hope that for anyone who reads it, it's okay. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PETER! 

unfortunately even on your birthday, I have to make it depressing. BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT PETER

TOP 10 IRON MAN VILLAINS

At Number 1 we have the CLAW MACHINE.

Top 100 ao3 stats for the MCU

TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS THIS YEAR

Actually kinda sad that zero marvel ships are in the top 100 ao3 ships this year. NOT EVEN STUCKY WHICH IS THE TOP MCU SHIP.

TOP 100 AO3 SHIPS OF ALL TIME

1st: Stucky dropped by one rank from 4th to 5th. But still in the top 5!!

2nd: Stony dropped by one rank as well. From 6th to 7th. BUT TOP 10 ANYWAY SO YAY.

3rd: Irondad and Spiderson rose up by ONE RANK!!! From 20th to 19th!!! WE MADE IT TO TOP 20!!

4th: Pepperoni dropped FIVE ranks. Still I'm so happy we made it to like the top 35 ships!!

5th: Bucky/Reader. I'm not really into this but biases aside, this ship stayed in its spot! Congrats!

6th: Thor/Loki. THIS DROPPED NINE RANKS. Y'all still made it to top 70 which is a-okay! Congratulations! 👏👏

7th: Ironfrost. (I think that's the ship name??) Something I don't really ship but again biases aside, dropped 4 ranks but made it to the Top 80!

8th: Platonic Stucky. STUCKY IS ON HERE TWICE but in two different contexts. Dropped EIGHT RANKS, but still in the top 90!! 👏

9th: Clintasha. okay this came in 87 AND DROPPED NINETEEN RANKS by far the most a marvel ship has dropped overall this year. At least, on the bright side, it made it to the Top 90. 👏👏

10th: Clint/Agent Coulson. This, was unexpected. Like REALLY unexpected, I didn't even know this ship is that popular. BUT IT MADE IT AND I'M HAPPY FOR THE SHIPPERS. 👏👏👏

Congratulations to all the ships in the Top 100 Overall this year!

FOUL 😭😭😭

2023 recap!!!

jan: forgot

feb: forgot

march: forgot

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may: forgot

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