HAPPY EASTER BITCHES RAAHHHHHH

I usually try and keep hockey off this account but I am begging you all to never drink and drive.

It’s not just yourself and those in the car you are putting at risk. It’s the people in the cars around you, the people biking near you, the people walking on the sidewalk, the people waiting for the bus.

Don’t drink and drive. Have someone come pick you up or call an Uber.

The risk is not worth it.

My heart goes out to Johnny and Matthew Gaudreau’s family and friends.

Oh my gosh I love this, thank you so much lol

*stares deep into your soul* NJ headcanons please? Angst or fluff just anything

*stares right back into your very core with my autistic eyes*

But yes ofc you may have some NJ hc’s young child :)

NJ is strangely really good with hair. And that goes for literally every hair type. Unruly and ruined by bleach like Florida’s? Easy. Wavy and incredibly messy like Texas’s? No problem. Louisiana on the verge of tears cuz his curly ass mess of hair got tangled in the humidity of the summertime and he’s only hurting himself more by trying to brush it? No problemo, NJ will gently and delicately Dutch braid it.

NJ and Loui. Theres something between them. Idk what it is. But there’s something. Potential parental stuff perhaps. But something.

NJ can and will adopt any younger state that gives off "yeah I have parental issues" vibes

This man is a HUGE dog person :]

He has a Doberman, named Murrie, and a Boxer named Mar. He loves them and they love him.

Pspspsps heyheyhey, it’s that time where I ask for asks, please acknowledge me.

Art or HCs, maybe even lil shorties stories if ya ask nicely. I promise to get to them sooner rather than later but they will still probs be late, sorz in advance T-T

Day 14: ZedaphPlays (drinking a lovely drink while Imp and Tango do their thing)

IM CAUGHT UP, my hands doing better now that Im no longer coloring and acting like the pressure force needed for coloring is over 9000, anyway isnt this such a nice drawing with nothing going wrong in the background at all?

Have NJ and NY. Just wanted to do a quick sketch, bit bored, hockey in a few hours though so I have that to look forward too :D

Heyhey, you know whats still open? My ask box. Art and headcanons, I'll do it at some point, you just gotta specify what you want me to do :D

I have stuff I should be doing, but lets be honest with ourselves, procrastination makes you do more than you thought you would because it's 3 in the morning and you need sleep but can't till you done the thing

I can totally see Ari cooking and just putting his whole hand on the pan to see if it’s hot enough while the others in the kitchen are just like “The hell!?”

People trust Utah for babysitting duty but when it’s Ari there needs to be another person around, elsewise Utah will do anything with the slightest bit of persuasion

Gov: Now why did you try to break into DisneyLand!!??

Utah: It seemed like a good idea at the time

Arizona: I asked politely to do something illegal

Gov: WHY!?

Arizona: Was bored lol

Also cant believe I ran ya dry of NJ HCs, sigh I guess I’ll have to ask for other states until ya get sick of me XD

Wassua broski, got any Arizona and NJ HCs up in that fancy brain of yours?

Moi? Fancy? Oh stawpppppp 🤭🤭🤭🤭

I sadly don’t have any NJ hc’s, but I do have some for Arizona (old home state! :D)

He’s 100% the Florida of the West, just less humidity.

Everyone loves him :3 No one hates him. If they do,,,,,, we’ll deal with that very quickly <3

Ari is the himbo ever <3

You may call him Ari, but if you call him Zona, he mightttttt shank you repeatedly (:

He experiences the equivalent of someone saying they’re from NY and then getting asked "what’s the city like?", but with Phoenix.

He can touch hot stuff without getting hurt (guess that’s how he’s able to touch NM huh?) and it makes the other states question his abilities

One of the only people to get the stick out of Utah’s ass and allow him to actually go have fun. Alas, the puppy eyes were too great for Utah 😔✊

As much as he loves summer, it’s an absolute nightmare sometimes cuz of his curly hair 💀 (<- coming from a curly/wavy haired person)

His hair is a sorta orange-ish brown cuz he tried bleaching it to die it, but failed and it ended up turning that color. It looks nice though, so he’s not complaining.

IM ALIVE AND SLIGHTLY OLDER

Tis is how the title says, today is my birthday and I thought "huh I should probably tumblr" SO HERE I AM. Anyway my ankle is a lot better now, I can actually walk and I dont need to use a cane or anything anymore which is great (was using crutches for a while there).

Like I said, today is my birthday, still a minor but like slightly older, my friend got me these adorable eeveelution enamel pins (umbreon slyveeon leafeon and glaceon (I know there spelt wrong shh)) aswell as this cute squid flip thingy and I love it, it now sits on top of my other squid flip thing which sits on my microphone. I am getting presents from my parents I just havnt opened them yet so I'll probably post another thing with what I got from them.

I also went swimming but it always rains on my birthday (which has turned into some type of meme to me lol) and the wind was being annoying so I decided to just get out.

Anyway this was just a small update and I'll probably post another one later on but thats if I'm not reading HP fanfics again lol

Bu-Bye!!

Day 11: Goodtimeswithscar (MCC addition)

so scar has far too many skins and I had to close my eyes and randomly pick a skin to actually do this drawing, and then my hand was getting pretty bad so most of this got colored with my finger lol

AHHH YES I love these thank you!!!

Hi yes I would like to redeem some sweet sweet Jersey HCs. Donno why I didn't think of doing this sooner but whatever XD

Ah yes hello we do in fact have some Jersey hc’s in stock for ya! <3

He’s the type to scold someone for doing something idiotic, but then doing the same exact thing 5 minutes later. And if you say anything about it or call him a hypocrite, he can and will stab you. Repeatedly.

NJ is the one that taught NY how to PROPERLY take the thorns off roses without hurting himself. Cuz NY would just straight up pull them off with his bare hands (and he’s got paper skin so—) and end up cutting himself. So NJ taught him to do it with gloves on a pair of pliers or small scissors.

Likes to pick on NY but stops the moment he either needs to (if he goes too far) or the moment Mass or Connie walk in

Doesn’t quite understand why Louisiana was afraid of him at first, but once he found out that it was because of the Jersey Devil, he did what he could to reassure Loui that he wasn’t any danger (to Loui at least. He would never hurt him.)

EXTREMELY protective of the other states. Like- I’m talkin- look at any of them the wrong way and you will be paid a visit later that night.

Lowkey thought that Texas was a devil hybrid (Cryptid/animal states stuff) as well, and he was like-"You are devil? But no horn 🤨 hOrNy, maybe, but no horn 🤨" and Texas was finally like-"I’m a bat dumbass!"

NJ: oh. Want some blood?

Texas: I ain’t a vampire bat! I’m a Mexican-Free-Tailed Bat!

NJ: that doesn’t answer my question.

Texas: …..yeah I’ll have some-

Has held NY’s scrawny ass in a headlock until he admitted that NJ has the better pizza.

Built like a brick wall

The Mom Friend™️. Need a bandage? He’s got it. A snack? He’s got it. Sunscreen? Yeah he’s got it. An alibi? He’ll gladly be one. A plan on how to get revenge on your ex? He’s got it. Get hurt? He will panic—

He often play fights/wrestles with the other states, forgets that he’s most likely stronger than them, and ends up accidentally going too far. Just ask NY.