My Dream Was Freaky Last Night :///
my dream was freaky last night :///
Like ‘192 dumplings are to be sacrificed a year for eternal life for the entire lineage’???
This fuckass family missed the sacrifice deadline like once, and 500 people died that night because they were all over 200 years old.
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Is it funny that I’ve only ever drank monsters for the taste?
They don’t do anything other than taste good for me, I just had like 2/3rds of my mango loco and then passed out for like 4 hours
MY RIBS HURT FUCK ME
My face wants to stretch
I like me some chicken flavoured corn mmm mmm mym
Fuck, i wish I lived alone because then I could eat an entire packet of ham or frozen bananas without being judged.
I hate the flesh eating human bag slugs
i'm so tired, and fucking cold oml.
w/ a nick nack paddle wack, give a dog a bone. this old man came rolling home
barney de dino songo
mmmmm sugar
My eye wants to pop out haha :)
How do I tell my mother that I don’t like cutting chicken because it feels a bit too much like my own thigh when I’m in the shower and I’m afraid to so much as put the knife against it because I don’t want to relapse
