He wants some of my ham >:3
Acid reflux I hate you
Silly goofy head cannon
I just want to be able to eat something without throwing up u stupid fucking god, why did u do this to mefuck you
The side of my stomach just decided to vibrate wtf
Like I wasn’t shivering, y know when you speak into a fan blade? That, but as a sensation, not a sound
96427 minutes | 1607.1 hours | 67 days
A lot of it was from falling asleep to music but honestly, lol
Why am I chewing on honey like it’s a fucking ritz cracker?????
My face wants to stretch
Mmm crunchy ice cream