Carlos Girlies, How We Feelin' ?

i wonder where i should sit? oh, here? thank you good sir <3

what i've learnt in my very limited years here on the earth so far, is that life is miserable but holy fuck man life is so beautiful. like i get to walk outside and see the sunset. i get to hang out with my friends and giggle and cry and gossip. i get to hug my family. whatever comes before or after this life does not matter. here right now is so beautiful. does the make the world any less fucked up? no. but that just makes me realise more as to how privileged i am to have all that i do. i will probably forget this in a few hours and start worrying about what i don't have. but i'm always grateful for what i do have. life's beautiful man. talk to your friends, go on a walk.

MAX VERSTAPPEN YOU FUCKING LIVING LEGEND. I WILL LITERALLY GIVE YOU THE BEST HEAD OF YOUR LIFE RN TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF RIGHT FUCKING NOW. OH MY GOD. EAT MY SHIT FIA

and my pierresteban heart is just bursting in flames because holy fucking shit they did THAT!!

okay yeah I know i disappeared for a while but exams guys. i finally get to escape highschool and be more miserable in college. but what i came here to talk about is a couple of things. i've been chronically online ofcourse and have consumed a lot of media obviously. but I will give you guys a quick run down.

1. carlos sainz: WHAT THE FUCK FERRARI??????????? i mean don't get me wrong i'm so happy for lewis and as seb said the real measure is always whether he's happy or not and fuck mercedes. but them not telling carlos anything????? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? NOTHING??? that's another level of fuckery. i love ferrari but man they just never fail to disappoint me. god damn. but he got his appendix removed and simultaneously injected jet fuel in his bloodstream so good for him. he better show these fuckers what they'll miss out on. and oh my charlos heart. how can you separate them? just how can you be so cruel? but hey i genuinely wish the best for both carlos and lewis. they're immensely talented and deserve everything.

2. max verstappen: my man dominating again. we love to see it. i love him so much and so viscerally i don't think anyone understands.

3. charles leclerc: i wish i could have the lec icecreams. he's so talented, i will cry. baby Leo is my favourite. he's doing so good.

4. ollie bearman: a talented boy. will walk to the ends of earth for him and his precious smile.

5. daniel riccardo: i honestly don't know how to feel about him anymore. like don't get me wrong he makes me so happy. but his recent comments about the horner situation did piss me off. and liam coming for his seat. idk man i just feel very icky about the whole situation.

that's it. that's the very brief debrief for now. catch y'all later.

MAXIE POO IS ON THE PODIUMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! MY ICON, MY LEGEND, THE LOML. SASSY CUNTY MAXY ON THE PODIUM IKTR!

congratulations to my sweet boy lando and my sweet baby oscar. LANDO THREE WINS EVERYBODYYYYY!!! GIVE IT UP, GIVE IT UP. and oscie poo is my sweet angel baby of course <3

CHECO?? SERGIO PEREZ???? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD SERVE CUNT LIKE THAT????? red bull drivers, the cuntiest on the gird, confirmed!

i'm in a prosenna rabbit hole, if you can't tell

just watched salaar and the one thing i have to say is that we collectively need to applaud indian cinema's ability to deliver homoerotisim to us under the guise of brothers whooo best friends whoooo we will die for eachother yayyyyy you touch him i kill you. like what?

anyways, loved the movie. the plotline confused me first but then it literally sucked me in. always love complex characters and relationships. and vardha and deva's relationship is literally like a fucking maze. the action and music never fails to astound me in south indian movies. it kinda gave me kgf vibes and then i learned that they are both made by the same director. we love you for what you have given to the indian society sir. can't wait to see what happens next.

(don't read further if you don't want spoilers!!!)

i can't wait to find out why they became enemies. in the scene where deva is playing cricket with the kids and they ask whether he has no other friends, he looks anguished in my opinion. it could be that he made some mistake and vardha is holding it against him. but can't wait for them to finally stand face to face and just the outpour of emotions and conflict. ugh i love movies so much.

also fanfiction writers please write more about these two together. either in a platonic way or romantic, doesn't matter to me.

IT'S OUR TIME!! PIERRESTEBAN STANS, RISEEEEEEEEE!!!!

el matador, you crazy fucker. no one will ever be as legendary as you carlos. you're so insane to me.