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uh so was gonna congratulate george but fuck. congratulations to lewis my king on p1. and oscar and charles on p2 and p3.

i mean george's car was underweight so i understand but i still feel veryyy icky about the whole situation. it was his team's fault not his. i would set everything on fire rn if i was george.

this season has given me nothing but anxiety.

do some of you genuinely have nothing better to do than hate on another person? just because they're disappointed and are openly displaying their disappointment? do you think that if you were in place of that boy, you wouldn't be disappointed and disheartened? of course he's gonna be hungry to win more. that's the point of all sports. do you think your favs will be happy to see you talk absolute bullshit and be cruel to another one of their friends? max and lando said they were fine. SO THEY'RE FINE. how hard is it for all of you to move on? and even if they aren't fine, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. i keep saying this again and again, please stop hating on others, funnel that energy towards supporting your favs.

all this shit about anti-lando norris is just fucking cruel. of course he's upset. some of you make me fucking sick in the stomach and you should be ashamed of yourself that you have nothing better in your life than hate on someone. this goes to not just lando haters but every single one of the people who just hate online. it makes me sad that you're so full of hatred and miserable. go out and touch grass. reconnecting with nature will help.

anyways,

MY KING WON. sir lewis hamilton. back on the top step. i cried for like half an hour. he deserves this so so so much. and max never fails to amaze me with his absolute fucking monster talent. he's a machine. and of course lando p3. mclaren fucked up during the pitstops. but a 3-4 is really not bad. mclaren seem to be doing very well so far.

and i am so fucking pissed at ferrari. idek what the fuck they think they're doing. and ofcourse george. i cried when thaat happened. but hey again, it's racing.

all in all i'm so proud of all of the boys. one of my fav races of 2024, for sure.

LEWIS!! LEWISBAHAKWKWLABAHGSUWIKWANAHKALA!!!!!!!! LEWISSSSSSSSSSSSS! FATHER WON. FUCKING FINALLY. MY KING. HE DESERVES THIS SO MUCH. YAY.

okay yeah I know i disappeared for a while but exams guys. i finally get to escape highschool and be more miserable in college. but what i came here to talk about is a couple of things. i've been chronically online ofcourse and have consumed a lot of media obviously. but I will give you guys a quick run down.

1. carlos sainz: WHAT THE FUCK FERRARI??????????? i mean don't get me wrong i'm so happy for lewis and as seb said the real measure is always whether he's happy or not and fuck mercedes. but them not telling carlos anything????? LIKE ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE??? NOTHING??? that's another level of fuckery. i love ferrari but man they just never fail to disappoint me. god damn. but he got his appendix removed and simultaneously injected jet fuel in his bloodstream so good for him. he better show these fuckers what they'll miss out on. and oh my charlos heart. how can you separate them? just how can you be so cruel? but hey i genuinely wish the best for both carlos and lewis. they're immensely talented and deserve everything.

2. max verstappen: my man dominating again. we love to see it. i love him so much and so viscerally i don't think anyone understands.

3. charles leclerc: i wish i could have the lec icecreams. he's so talented, i will cry. baby Leo is my favourite. he's doing so good.

4. ollie bearman: a talented boy. will walk to the ends of earth for him and his precious smile.

5. daniel riccardo: i honestly don't know how to feel about him anymore. like don't get me wrong he makes me so happy. but his recent comments about the horner situation did piss me off. and liam coming for his seat. idk man i just feel very icky about the whole situation.

that's it. that's the very brief debrief for now. catch y'all later.

the fact that Susie Wolff almost lost her entire career because of allegations and Christian Horner doesn't even have to worry about anything, even if there's solid proof of him being a creep, is crazy to me. women can never ever catch a break in any area of the world.

Redbull has strategy this weekend.

Merc:

My mom when Merc/ Toto does something: jail. Jail for you.

someone probably already this BUT same energy

I’m so excited for the race I actually can’t sleep…

I CANT I NEED IT TO COME ALREADY I NEED THE SEROTONIN BOOST I GET FROM IT !!

GONNA HIT MULTIPLE BLINKERS ON AN EMPTY STOMACH IF I DONT SEE A CAR PASS THE CHECKERED FLAG RN I DONT EVEN CARE WHO WINS ANYMORE.