March 28, 2022

i had a dream i cut michaels mullet and dyed his hair like draculaura

as a welcome back to tumblr present here’s these malum coupley pics for your enjoyment

THIS IS THE BEST WAY TO GREET A COMEBACK

i feel like saying « people with childhood trauma are kinky asf now » is kinda romanticising trauma

find the difference between michael's shirt and the picture of malum. you can't

(thanks @lukemichaelcalumashton for providing the EXACT malum pic to illustrate my point)

There’s nothing like the rain nothing like the rain when you’re in Outerspace. If you even care

he said i was mature for my age and technically it’s not illegal where i live

Sorry to all those "sirius can sing" stans...but headcannon sirius black sounds like a dying cat singing in the shower and he thinks he sounds angelic...and james changes the subject when he brings it up, peter runs out of the room and remus never shuts up ab how he actually sounds like he's being murdered when he sings "Is there Life On Mars?" by David Bowie

calum is also avril lavigne

he was a sk8er boi she said see you later boi........

"Lost with you, in you, and without you. If I am anything, I am yours."