Why Are You Against Drug Legalization?

here’s my question……………if an animal was extremely endangered, like borderline almost extinct…..could beast boy……y’know…..

Frozen 2 | Official Teaser Trailer

me as a prosecutor: final question- what is the defendant’s zodiac sign?

the defendant: i’m a scorpio

me, giving a smug smile in victory to the defending lawyer who quietly curses and bangs his fist on the table in anger: no further questions your honor 

Don't feel ashamed of doing "CHILDISH" things

•buy toys/dolls/crayons •play with Legos •play old videogames/dress up games •weave friendship bracelets •watch cartoons •use stickers •draw pics of your favorite characters

If it makes you feel nice, do it. Don’t even worry about what other people think, because it doesn’t matter–if it brings you happiness, it’s not “ridiculous”, or “immature”.

You deserve to enjoy yourself.

someone: omg you know French? that's soooo romantic say something!!??

me: Eau ... Terre ... Feu ... Air . Il ya bien longtemps , les quatre nations vivaient ensemble en harmonie . Puis tout a changé quand la Nation du Feu attaqué . Seul l' Avatar , maître de tous les quatre éléments , ne pouvait les arrêter . Mais quand le monde avait le plus besoin , il disparut . Une centaine d' années ont passé et mon frère et moi avons découvert le nouvel Avatar , un maître de l'air nommé Aang . Et bien que ses compétences de airbending sont grands , il a encore beaucoup à apprendre avant qu'il est prêt à sauver personne . Mais je crois que Aang peut sauver le monde .

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

Some are dark skinned

Some are light skinned

Some are big and some are small

Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

But no matter what

If you put them together

And blend them up

They taste pretty darn good

Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time. 

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her. 

Jenny Slate, Stage Fright (2019)