Martyn Headcanons

Cleo headcanons

- Cleo is a zombie, so sometimes her limbs fall off and she just... goes on without them until she needs them again. Joe has to make a finger delivery to her at least once a month because he finds them lying around

- Grian and joe helps sew her limbs on if she's not able to

- Cleo learnt how to sew and do armour stands by herself and finds pleasure in instructing hermits on how to do it

- All the girls love to meetup and Cleo loves to spill the tea

- Cleo uses special potions to keep herself from burning or she uses an umbrella if they run out

- When Bdubs owned the hair shop in s7, Cleo ended up going there a lot since she was to lazy to comb her hair every day

- Cleo has a teacher tone which all the hermits fear

- Is the go to person for sewing up clothes for the server

- In highschool, Cleo used to spread lies to watch the chaos unfold

- Every movie night cleo goes to, they always end up watching horrors or nightmare before christmas

- Cleo loves spooky season and specially making hermits costumes since she usually has creative freedom

- Not only can Cleo communicate with the undead, she also taught Joe a few words in it too

Jimmy (solidaritygaming) headcanons

- grian preens jimmy’s wings and jimmy does the the same back

- Jimmy has loads of pins on his jacket like movie related or silly things

- Jimmy has a fire mark on his skin from double life and being soul-bound to Tango

- Jimmy/codfather use to scale Lizzie like a koala and just cling in empire season 1

- Jimmy accidentally has written ‘timmy/Tim’ on multiple forms on accident because of Grian

- Jimmy speaks fluent chirp/bird and will randomly be caught talking to birds

- Jimmy loves to sing and trill and make general bird sounds while doing absolutely anything

- Tango gave Jimmy burn marks on accident and still feels guilty but Jimmy doesn’t care

- Jimmy is super clumsy and walks into walls and falls over loads

- Jimmy still wears his ring from his marriage with Scott! He wears it everywhere even if he doesn’t know Scott in that life or recognise him

- In empire s1, Grian visited and Jimmy info dumped loads of facts about fish and more specifically cod

- Jimmy eats everything, with an exception to all kinds of fish (btw this includes things like soap)

- He and Grian have known each other since kids and will show others embarrassing photos of each other

- Sheriff Jimmy’s Tumble Town is inhabited by ghosts — I also think the ghosts would be the people who old sheriff knew

- jimmy was obsessed with making random animals nests when he was younger

- both times jimmy has acquired a husband/partner, grian and pearl both had “the talk” with them. ((Btw I think Pearl, Jimmy and grian (maybe even Martyn) are siblings))

- jimmy gives feathers out like candy; to his family, his friends, his loves, etc

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Rendog headcanons

- he always wears sunglasses because they're actually corrective lenses both for his nearsightedness and his red-green colorblindness

- When Ren is bored he will dye the end his tail because he can ,,, usually red

- He can interact with dogs and taught Doc and martyn some noises to also interact with dogs/himself

- After basing with Doc, Ren learnt loads of german swears and will randomly say them when he's frustrated

- If you throw a stick, he will chase it

- The reason why Ren is so attached to Doc is secretly that. Ren is a sheep herding dog. Doc is... part goat. He got kind of confused. He constantly tries to herd Doc

- Ren is allergic to tomato. Not super severely but it's annoying (( when the server threw tomato's at ren when he was king, they were fake ))

- Ren can't eat too much of the foods that dogs can't eat without getting a stomach ache. For things like garlic and onions it isn't enough to make his stomach upset. But chocolate. Any time someone makes something like a chocolate cake or cookies, it is not uncommon to find him curled up on the floor

- Ren has noise cancelling headphones from Doc ,,, i totally think Ren hid this until Doc found out and gave Ren the noise canceling headphones

- Ren has those chewy necklace because he constantly has the urge to bite things

- Ren stims alot like running in circles, pawing at soft things and rolling onto his back

- He once had fleas,,, the hermits and ren love to make fun of this loads

- When Ren first joined, people kept stepping on his tail which made Ren uncomfortable

- Ren is a very needy person and loves attention so when he based with doc, he used to mess with his redstone to get attention ((doc didnt mind too much and adjusted))

Scar headcanons

- Scar can understand cats and will try to communicate back

- Despite Grian telling Scar to wear a shirt constantly in 3rd life, Scar worried that grian would get a heat stroke wearing his jumper so he sew/made him a poncho

- Scar has made flower crowns for all the hermits

- The hermits made Scar a wrist bracelet so he could see his heart-beat

- Scar always picks up cats on the streets, which is how he and Grian met the first time when he accidentally stole pearl

- Scar is afraid of caterpillars and when Scar met mumbo he punched him the face because he had mistaken mumbos moustache for a caterpillar

- Scar does things that shouldn’t work but they somehow do

- He can bake amazing things but can't cook at all

- Scar has crystals full of magic from Cub

- If Scar finds out that a hermit is upset, he will go to them with jellie to comfort them

- Scar has ptsd from TCD

- Scar will spontaneously just sing disney songs when your talking to him

- Scar and Pearl both loves the stars and they sometimes sleep on mountains to watch the stars together ((not a ship btw))

- Scar can cut himself on anything even if it's soft like a teddy

- Despite being big on mental health, Scar will overwork himself on builds

- Scar is an extrememly touchy person. If you’re talking to him there’s a good chance he’ll touch you ((not in a weird way))

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Impulse headcanons

- Skizz taught Impulse how to make bracelets and jewelry in general

- Impulse loves playing drums and it can calm him down.

- Impulse and Skizz once started a revolution in their school

- Impulse will eat amethyst and no one knows why

- Impulse has venomous claws, he has accidentally poisoned some of his friends because of this, he feels really guilty

- Impulse always gets excited when Autumn rolls around

- Impulse generally just liked colder weather because colder weather means more cuddles

- Impulse can cook really well, but he can't bake to save his life

- Impulse somehow tamed a few Phantoms back in season 8, and now keeps them as companions in the caves.

- impulse is an extremely light sleeper and can’t sleep unless it’s completely silent

- impulse gives the best hugs out of everyone on the server

- Impulse has a code word that tells ZITS that he’s overworked and wants cuddles

- Impulse makes him and gem pancakes and pearl waffles, and the two argue about which is better. Impulse dosn't care

- The ‘S’ in ‘impulseSV’ stands for ‘sugar’. Back in season 8 of Hermitcraft, Impulse experienced the wonders of making candy

- Impulse only allows team ZITS to touch his tail because it's really sensetive (he is getting better at also allowing hermits)

Skizz headcanons

- If Skizz has something in his hand, he will stim and mess with it- this mainly includes other people's hands

- Skizz loves to hold people hand’s even if they are just talking

- Skizz and impulse always know what the other needs! It can be hugs or emotional support

- Skizz used to be choir kid

- Skizz is an angel hybrid and he used to have Impulse dye his wings because why not?

- Skizz wears loads of diamond and gold bracelets! This is because Impulse used to gift him gold and diamonds when he was a dwarf in s9

- He can switch from humanoid to biblically accurate angel, and likes to use that ability to mess with his friends

- Despite Skizz not being overly talented at most things, he is a powerful angel

- Skizz uses all pronouns because he doesn’t care/mind

- Skizz likes candles with strong and sweet scents because they remind him of home

- His a great cook and great at cleaning while he cooks

- Before Skizz broke his halo— making him a fallen angel— he could play any instrument he wanted

- Skizz is big on health care! He doesn’t care if it’s physical or mental, he just wants people to feel safe

- Skizz wears makeup randomly because he feels like it