Cleo headcanons
- Cleo is a zombie, so sometimes her limbs fall off and she just... goes on without them until she needs them again. Joe has to make a finger delivery to her at least once a month because he finds them lying around
- Grian and joe helps sew her limbs on if she's not able to
- Cleo learnt how to sew and do armour stands by herself and finds pleasure in instructing hermits on how to do it
- All the girls love to meetup and Cleo loves to spill the tea
- Cleo uses special potions to keep herself from burning or she uses an umbrella if they run out
- When Bdubs owned the hair shop in s7, Cleo ended up going there a lot since she was to lazy to comb her hair every day
- Cleo has a teacher tone which all the hermits fear
- Is the go to person for sewing up clothes for the server
- In highschool, Cleo used to spread lies to watch the chaos unfold
- Every movie night cleo goes to, they always end up watching horrors or nightmare before christmas
- Cleo loves spooky season and specially making hermits costumes since she usually has creative freedom
- Not only can Cleo communicate with the undead, she also taught Joe a few words in it too
Martyn headcanons
- martyn changes form in different series to fit the theme!
- He has a hour glass tattoo on the back of his neck however it was not by choice but forced upon him
- Martyn hates sleeping on the life series and usually ends up passing out or someone forces him to sleep
- Has a dog plushie which he dresses like ren so he doesn't forget him
- martyn knows many languages since he loves to learn new things and have friends who are willing to teach them his language
- Martynβs hair grows long fast and it usually isn't a problem with him able to cut it with scissors. however, in the life series he didn't have scissors and didn't want to risk using a sword so he pulled his hair back
- Martyn was transformed into a listener and usually helps Jimmy with his listener abilities
- Martyn is stubborn and clingy so if anyone hugged him, he would cling to them until he was ready to let go
- martyn grumbles every time someone brings up limited life to him, how it wasn't a proper season without the king
- Him and Ren have matching tattoos
- Martyn is a deep sleeper which always scared Ren in 3rd life since be assumed Martyn may had died while asleep
- the mean gills/coral kids can communicate with dolphin clicks
- Martyn has Mars earring and a red army banner earring
- Martyn is non-human but no one really knows what he is cause he constantly changed hybrid features
- Grian and Jimmy would random start chirping and martyn would
- understand despite not being taught bird language
- Martyn can just do... really weird things with his vocal cords. Mimic mob sounds, add acoustic effects to his voice, even mimic someone else's voice entirely.
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Xisuma headcanons
- Xisuma can't see well in bright light because of his helmet, it reflects off it too much, so he prefers low lighting
- Every time there's a war on Hermitcraft X makes a 'Get along sweater' for them to wear
- Xisuma has really messy hair (because he wears his helmet constantly) and keralis loves combing it
- Xisuma is afraid of needles and will do anything to avoid getting his shots/vaccines. Hermits will have to cover his eyes, or just hold his hands when he gets a shot of any type
- Xisuma canβt breath overworld air for more then a couple minutes before dying. Itβs lead to some painful death loops in the past
- X talks with his hands. Not a lot, but just a couple little gestures to show that heβs actually paying attention to the words heβs saying
- In order to achieve his new dark look to match with his changing bone-like armour, Xisuma asked if he could borrow Zedaphβs Death cloak
- Xisuma has a big drawer filled with items he's had to confiscate off the hermits. When the drawer gets full that's when they start a new season
- Xisuma loves to guitar to release anger or stress
- They have tattoos on their body which no one ever sees
- Xisuma uses a cannula under his mask
- xisuma has to check up on the redstoners to make sure they arent dead
- xisuma programmed software for his helmet that allows him to have basic communication with peaceful mobs
- keralis calls xisuma shashwami because they went to a sushi restaurant one time and they both horribly mispronounced one of the dishes, but x did it worse
- Will randomly just stop talking mid sentance because his helmet glitched
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Tango headcanons
- Has gear tattoos on his shoulder and tattoos of blaze rods on his arms and back.
- tango messes up his redstone up constantly cause of his tail swooshing around
- tango, while being a blaze hybrid, can't handle spice AT ALL but eats so so much spicy stuff.
- Tango makes his friends/lovers loads of iron things to show his love
- tango's blue hair is because he's extra cold in all the snow and such, so he's actually burning extra hot to keep himself warm! Since blue flames are actually hotter than yellow/orange ones
- Tango doesn't have parents he is a blaze that just spawned in lava and took care of himself.
- Tango has many cat like traits! For example purring (I also think he has paws)
- Has a bedrock corset from Impulse and Zedaph as a birthday present
- Tango has like a body temperature that runs very hot so people keep cuddling up to him whenever it's cold.
- Tango's tail curls around his friends/lovers a lot, seeming to just gravitate towards them if they're in close proximity long enough. Their legs, ankle, wrist
- Tango can eat fire and explosives. Occasionally heβll nom on spare firework rockets, its a tasty snack and he doesnβt understand why no one else agrees
- For Tango, touching cold water is like touching acid. However, if the the water is hot then he's fine
Etho headcanons
- Etho has a throat condition where talking is sometimes difficult
- Etho hqs loads of scars but they aren't really seen since he wears loads of layers
- Etho constantly has some redstone in his fur
- the red eye is caused by a bad incident where it got in his eye when he first started redstone
- Etho constantly bruises and cuts his skin when he does redstone but he has good pain tolerance and doesn't feel it
- Etho mostly uses dad jokes just to annoy people
- Etho will pick up Bdubs for fun
- Ethoβs worked with redstone since the very beginning of the mc universe and heβs consumed it so often, he now permanently gives off a redstone signal? itβs always weak unless he takes more. his red eye always glows
- Etho has like 20 middle names, almost no one knows this so when Etho joined Hermitcraft it took him a solid 5 minutes to write his full legal name
- Once etho showed his face to nho, he started to bite them for no reason (specially Doc)
- Etho has a matching bracelet with bdubs and matching rings with Joel
- No one knows if Etho sleeps
- Etho is asexual (possibly aromantic as well)
- Etho didnt know how to care for his hair however bdubs is really into hair care so bdubs loves to just wash ethoβs hair
- Etho has social anxiety and only became comfortable with all the hermits mid way through s7,, (he was close with NHO in s5 but mainly Beef bc team Canada)
- He's immunocompromised, but he had the mask long before he knew that
Scar headcanons
- Scar can understand cats and will try to communicate back
- Despite Grian telling Scar to wear a shirt constantly in 3rd life, Scar worried that grian would get a heat stroke wearing his jumper so he sew/made him a poncho
- Scar has made flower crowns for all the hermits
- The hermits made Scar a wrist bracelet so he could see his heart-beat
- Scar always picks up cats on the streets, which is how he and Grian met the first time when he accidentally stole pearl
- Scar is afraid of caterpillars and when Scar met mumbo he punched him the face because he had mistaken mumbos moustache for a caterpillar
- Scar does things that shouldnβt work but they somehow do
- He can bake amazing things but can't cook at all
- Scar has crystals full of magic from Cub
- If Scar finds out that a hermit is upset, he will go to them with jellie to comfort them
- Scar has ptsd from TCD
- Scar will spontaneously just sing disney songs when your talking to him
- Scar and Pearl both loves the stars and they sometimes sleep on mountains to watch the stars together ((not a ship btw))
- Scar can cut himself on anything even if it's soft like a teddy
- Despite being big on mental health, Scar will overwork himself on builds
- Scar is an extrememly touchy person. If youβre talking to him thereβs a good chance heβll touch you ((not in a weird way))
Keralis headcanon
- Keralis has sight issues. He's not blind by any means, but his vision is cloudy and faded out
- Keralis, resident therapist, very important on Hermitcraft
- keralis is immune to all poison from food, and he always makes spider farms early on because spider eyes are his favourite snack (everyone else thinks he's insane)
- Keralis and Xisuma both have a very strong parental instinct! Though Keralis has the ability to tell when anybody is even slightly off
- Keralis sleeps with his eyes open and xB found out the hard way not
- Bdubs has Plant magic, and flowers will sprout when he sneezes. Keralis gets really bad hay fever.
- He gives very big hugs!! if you come to hug him he will sweep you off your feet and spin you around
- Keralis knows just about everybody, he has gotten other hermits out of lots trouble thanks to this
- Keralisβ preferred intimidation tactic is to stare his opponent down until they feel uncomfortable
- keralis still believes in the easter bunny and the other hermits take turns delivering him chocolate every year
- He doesn't really have a birthday, so he just picked a day he liked. Keralis has moved his birthday a few times to maximize presents
- Keralis actually owns more outfits than just the one and will occasionally change his shirt, which is a huge deal on a server of people who have forty identical red sweaters
- His species is listed as "Keralis" on all forms
- He has a ridiculous amount of lego in his office. Just bins of it all over the place