Helloooooooooooo

james potter! <3

you're such an amazing person. you're the mother friend, most probably, and you're most probably the most mentally stable in your friend group. everyone loves you because you always light up the room in which you walk in and you always make people feel good. you >>>>> and ily <33

pop off 🥰

i made a uquiz! which marauder are you?

like when we were seventeen drinking and kissing on the streets

shoukd i do an marauders in 2021 au? answer me in comments or leave a like!

i'm sorry for what i made here: it's an idea for the text fic i'm gonna start

summary: the marauders and marauderettes are being themselves in 2021

word count: 196

fork man created 8 direction

sirius: you have to be kidding me james

fork man: no

remus: i'm out

remus: who else is here

peter: just us

peter changed their name into poptart

remus: not you as well

marlene: don't think you're the only one who's suffering

sirius: says you

poptart changed sirius' name into daddy

daddy: wtf peter

dorcas: what's wrong with you

marlene: he didnt sleep enough

mary: ofc he didnt he was singing someone to you at 4 am

fork man: jesus

fork man: you need him ✝

remus: you don't

remus changed their name into werewolf of london

lily: i thought you were sane

marlene changed lily's name into ik you smell good

ik you smell good: why

marlene: because it's true

daddy: 👀

daddy changed marlene's name into mommy

dorcas: why am i the only sane one

mommy changed dorcas' name into parental unit

werewolf of london: lmaoo that's what you get for complaining

poptart: (;

ik you smell good changed their name into marlene stop changing my user

marlene stop changing my user: i never thought covid would do this to you

mary: @peter he's the worst rn

poptart: stfu

James: Which brand of underwear do scientists wear? Lily: James, I don't want to be rude but I'm giving birth- James: Kelvin Klein! *laugh*

hey sirius, what are you doing today?

i hope you're enjoying your amazing birthday!

i hope everything's going fine

and that you're having an amazing time!

remember when you were a scared little lad

who was deeply afraid of his mom and his dad

and look at you now, living a happy life

without fear, regret and without a wife

and i am conscious i can't say a lot

because there are a lot things you got

to do, and i'm proud i've seen you growing since your first day

into the truly brave lion you are today

reasons why dumbeldore is fucking shit because of a conversation we started having in a discord server

1. didn't talk to the ministry officials, although he was a huge part in the war and in the wizengamot, to offer sirius a trial although he knew what sirius was bound to be imprisoned for was everything he fought against. instead, he always advocated for severus snape, who was KNOWN to be a death eater.

2. left an orphaned child ON THE DOORSTEP IN THE COLD OF NOVEMBER of a family he knew very well sucked (minerva mcgonagall told him minutes before and his whole attitude regarding that was like "nah i didn't hear that". it's more important to raise a martyr than a non-traumatized child.). he could have at the very least knock on the door and see if he can put the baby inside??? it was a november night and dumbledore decides to leave A BABY in the cold outside?? only in a blanket???

3. he used children to fight (both of) the wizarding wars, although he was a very powerful wizard that has defeated grindelwald.

4.did nothing to diswade tom riddle away from the path that lead to him becoming voldemort

5. claimed that hogwarts helped those who needed it, but where’s the help? harry never got the help he needed, and, although i don't like draco, he didn't get any help either.

6. he was incredibly biased against slytherin, so any and all bad views on slytherin honestly

7. knew that harry was a horcrux all along, and did nothing to help him and guide him on the right way of learning about it, only telling him that he is one after his death via the pensieve.

8. the triwizard tournament. the whole thing in itself, but the tasks especially? what was that?? the tasks were extremely dangerous (dragons, magical creatures and all of that). speaking of which, he allows a fourteen years old to participate in a tournament where you have to be a major (17) to participate

9. he did nothing while the basilisk was lurking through the castle. a responsible headmaster would have closed the school. there were very dangerous creatures on the grounds (acromantulas, werewolf cubs) that shouldn't be let anywhere near children.

10. in ootp dumbledore literally ignores harry while he's dealing with ptsd, sirius' death and voldemort invading his mind. he leaves snape to teach harry occlumency although he knows they hate each other and snape could put harry's vulnerability in those moments to good use. he also allows the lessons to stop, although they were very important.

11. hiding all of the information from harry, vital information even, with the excuse that he was too young. he was also way too young to fight in a war but ok, make him fight without knowing little to nothing of what to do.

same

@exilesblack what did you do?

Ew, @exilesblack, no.

Warmest regards,

The Tumbeasts