Going back to my mixed feelings on season 2, I love the idea of Ciel becoming a demon and Sebastian being like “Well, shit, I guess I have a kid now” and them becoming a duo.
Anyways, can you imagine them making contracts now? You can’t tell me that it wouldn't be entertaining.
Sebastian: So, you wish to make a contract with us? Very well, what do you wish?
Random Person: Yeah, cool. I just want to pass my math test tomorrow.
Sebastian and Ciel: What?
Random Person: Yeah, so… I lowkey forgot that math was a thing for awhile and my brother bet $10 that I would fail and I want my $10. So can you make me pass or no?
Ciel: Well, back in my day we didn’t make contracts for such pointless things. Don’t you want revenge on anyone??
Sebastian: Not everyone can be Ciel Phantomhive. But, seriously, you’re wasting your life over a math test? Just study.
Random Person: I don’t have enough time. Do you want to eat or not.
Ciel: Kids these days.
I have so many ideas for these to a point it's not even funny.
Love, after all, is a wonderful thing.
I’ve got all of the Dadbastian requests I got Friday ready to post in the morning! Thanks to everyone who submitted requests.
Also writing gives me something to do during my free period so keep blowing up my inbox! 💜💜💜
I love them sm they’re so dear to me 🤲
uhm so I ended up writing a really short fic based on this post in attempt to get over writer’s block (it didn’t work but hey I wrote something…?)
read HERE thank you
We all know that Dazai likes to make fun of Chuuya’s height, but picture this. Before Dazai left the Port Mafia, he had a routine of making a comment about Chuuya’s height at least once a week. It’s become tradition at this point. However, once Dazai left the Port Mafia, it’s not like he could just walk up to Chuuya like he used to. So, he had to improvise. He started by just sending letters every now and again to remind Chuuya that wearing a hat does nothing for his height. It got to a point where Chuuya didn’t even open the letters, just threw them in the fire place or shredder.
Once Dazai joined the ADA, he began borrowing people’s phones to text Chuuya since Chuuya blocked him years ago. Chuuya has now unknowingly blocked over half of the ADA members.
“Hey, Atsushi, can I borrow your phone for a second? I need to send a message to someone and it is of the utmost importance they see it right away.”
“Of course, but why not just use your phone?”
“I lost it.”
“It’s right there on the corner of your desk..?”
“We’re losing valuable time here, Atsushi.”
Once Atsushi handed Dazai his phone, Dazai immediately typed in Chuuya’s number and sent a message.
Soooo remember how you said that you were only 15 and still growing?
Dazai, I swear I will change my number.
How much have you grown again? Oh, that’s right
Lay off about my size will you!
“I’m only 15, I’m still growing!” Little did you know the only thing that would be growing was your hair.
Message not Delivered.
Atsushi was horrified to find out Dazai had used his phone to antagonize the gravity manipulator. Dazai was happy to get his weekly laugh. Chuuya was strongly considering unblocking Dazai’s number just to start sending him daily insults.
Sebastian after Ciel does something stupid : FINE. Take my pulse.
Ciel : Not this again... -TAKE IT- Okay *takes his pulse*
Sebastian : What do you feel ??
Ciel : Nothing...?
Sebastian : Nothing because ?
Ciel : Because I gave you a heart attack with my foolishness...
Sebastian : BECAUSE YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS. EXACTLY. YOU KILLED ME. Congratulations.
Sebastian : Anyway. *restarts his heart*
We're back to 18 followers! Are they the same followers? Nope. Do I love them just the same? Absolutely!
No one:
Me posting Dadbastian every day to try to get my old 18 followers to notice I switched blogs:
I'm not sure what kind of fics you usually go for, but if you're looking for something on-going (updating very soon) with Port Mafia Soukoku, fluff, humor, angst, dark, canon divergent, post-Oda, what if Dazai stayed with the Port Mafia, big sis Kouyou, Dazai fell first and harder, somewhat oblivious Chuuya, slow burn, big bro Chuuya and little sis Kyouka, Chuuya gets a dog, the dog and Dazai are natural enemies, other characters such as Atsushi being set up to enter soon, sheep slander (from Dazai), sheep defending (from Chuuya), sassy everyone- *pause to catch breath* You should totally maybe check out the fic I'm working on rn
(If you do check it out, be sure to read the tags and make sure you're okay with everything before diving in)
Ok thanks love you bye!
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