My Dad Walked Into My Room, Saw Journal 3 On My Bedside Table, Then Gasped And Said "I Know What That's

Hi so I just noticed your new blog title, it's incredible and I'm only a little bit worried about you

it's me, in the flesh! (I brought my flesh with me!)

The Great Gatsby is hilarious because the general impression I get from it is "also he's gay but don't you f***** mention anything about it or else I'll break your legs"

chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????

In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)

A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again

why did it blink on organ

The first half of the school year always stresses me out because what do you mean I have to go through this all again??

Second half of the year is fine, it's 'yippee!! school's almost over!!'

First half is a nightmare because I feel like I've gone back in time and have to repeat school.

I just feel like I've gone nowhere and will continue to go nowhere and it's horrible and stressful and I hate it

therapy's going well!!!

I'm playing "darts" with my cousin (modified version to fit his 8 year old brain) and he got 9 and 12. He said "I got 21" and I said "actually 9 plus 10 equals 21".

He proceeded to make fun of me for my subpar math skills.

What has the world come to.

I have no clue who she is or why she keeps showing up on my feed but she’s adorable so I drew her

@friedmagazinebouquet

Quick! Do this Picrew and uQuiz!

Picrew

uQuiz

(Both of these are not mine but I thought it would be fun to do! Credits to the ones who made them.)

No pressure tags!:

@vampires-r-cool, @silvernmoonlace, @lunar-jewels

And obviously whoever else wants to join :)))

Update: apparently the Picrew doesn’t work anymore. But feel free to keep reblogging and doing the Uquiz. Remember to give credits to whatever Picrew you’re doing!

This was me yesterday I'm afraid

My new years resolution this year is to not fucking murder someone. Please wish me luck as I am currently filled with rage.