No...NOO!!!! People Are Finding Out I'm Secretly A LOSER!!!!

Nobody likes marine life as much as I do

Except for people who like dolphins

Everyone likes dolphins more than me

I would be such a good singer if I could sing

My dad walked into my room, saw Journal 3 on my bedside table, then gasped and said "I know what that's from!" lol I love him

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IM SCREAMING

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me

I want everyone to know I really like sharks

this can't end well

can you tell me a shark fact you find interesting?

O-ho! Thank you for the ask, person who definitely isn't my alternate account! I sure will tell you a shark fact!

Greenland sharks have a lifespan of around 300 (or more!) years, which not only makes them the longest living sharks, but also the longest living vertebrates in the world!! Wowzers!!

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No, you don't understand. The DOG MAN MOVIE comes out soon.