Do You Guys Ever Walk Into Your Room With The Lights Off And Then When You Turn Them On You Get Really

chunk....like....chunks of the shark's flesh raining down from the sky????????

In all seriousness though, I'm wonderful company. The best company ever. People writhe and squirm and crawl and claw and beg at my feet to get just a moment with me. (/Joking!!!)

A good chunk of my watch through was spent with me or my sister quietly singing 'Jaws' (Lemon Demon) at key moments in the movie and honestly, 10/10 experience, would do again

Hi so I just noticed your new blog title, it's incredible and I'm only a little bit worried about you

it's me, in the flesh! (I brought my flesh with me!)

The list got so long it literally ran out of space

I got to the point after watching the credits where I started expecting to see

Alex Hirsch as the voice of: everybody

the fact that the gravity falls tag has been trending for probably over two months straight is so funny to me

redownloaded twitch and logged in to my account from 4 years ago to see that a super small streamer I used to watch now has 50k followers (yippee!), but also hasn't streamed since 2023...ow

I think a girl is trying to sapphic rizz me because she just asked me if she's the sun or the moon

what does this mean bro why is tumblr doing this

The Great Gatsby is hilarious because the general impression I get from it is "also he's gay but don't you f***** mention anything about it or else I'll break your legs"

What if I had an OC and she was a pokemon trainer and (secretly) she was just me but if my life went right for once (if pokemon were real)