I Need Brittany Broski And Jschlatt On One Podcast Asap.

Another episode of: Who the Fuck Is That!!!!

uhh so I'ma js say, I have so clue who this guy is, but his name sound familiar. So uh Nate Wexler, I have a feeling hes the guy who filled in for Jet in imperium/ cataclysm (Yk that lil guy who Damien yelled at [ I think?]) uhh I don't really have much info on him (Minus what I js said ab him) So pretty please help me. His name reminds me sm of Nick. (I get war flashback to his audio whenever I see him name *Shutters*)

BONUS: it hurts me sm that Asher is a meanie in Imp/Cataclysm. I'm like one more video away from finishing it cause I read somewhere that FUCKING SAM IS KING IMPERIAL???? Also, why the hell is James next on the April Fooliverse (I've been spelling that wrong) like I always forget who that man is.

Hey. Different Anon here.

Look, I'm not gonna sugarcoat it. There's a reason why the og writers of the RA fandom don't stay long. Compared to fan artists, fic writers received way less engagement and reblogs. It's always been that way. It's incredibly unfair. No amount of "just write what makes you happy!" Or even silent reblogs could make it feel better. It's always feel like fic writers are writing for ghosts in this fandom.

Exactly!! especially with the ‘ghosts’ always liking but never commenting.

womp womp

what do yall think happened cause erik didn’t post milo’s audio yet. omfg what if he looked at the sun/ eclipse and lost his vision. guys. honestly i did that shit too.

NAHHH I LOLKED AR THE HEWL YEAH PODCAST CHANNEL AND WHAT THE FUCK WAS HE ALL GOOD AND SILLY.

POST THE MILO VIDEO ERIK

waist i swear to fuck i thought there was an actual redacted character named Erik and actual erik was js being silly and spelling his name wrong (i thought his name was eric)

Steph and Erik are soo serving cunt. like their like so pookie slay. Erik. quit being silly and cunty and post the fucking milo april foolis video.

bonus: I WAS LISTENING TO THE BALANCE AND LIKE I AM SOOOO CLOSE TO FINDING OUT THAT AARON AND ELLIOT ARE SIBLINGS

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reblog if u agree

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Swiching Schlatts prompt to somnophilia

THAT ISNT CONTROVERSIAL AT ALL

📢SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK📢

BIG BOY SCHLATT ‼️‼️‼️

😋😋😋

HELP????

THE WAY THE NEW MILO AUDIO HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD IS FUCKING INSANE, IT HASNT BEEN OUT FOR 48 HOURS AND IM ALREADY FOAMING AT THE MOUTH WHILE LISTENING??

(Praying that once Erik gets monetized YouTube doesn't take them down..)

OH YEAH AND LASKOS BARK BARK BARK. 'the whole time?!-we- the whole time??' he's so babygirl. (Getting the strap rn) EW NO WAY I JS TYPED THAT. (Im keeping it in cause I dot like deleting stuff.

anyways super excited to see who's next !! (praying that it's David or Guy..)

snipbit

this isnt the whole thing to the mirror fic but i feel the beed to post something sp heres half of it! (smut under cut) mdni

“Fuck-!” Y/n cried out, Schlatt hitting every sweet spot she didnt even know she had. “Such a good girl f’me-“ Schlatt said in between jagged breaths. “Letting me fuck you like this, like a little slut.” Schlatt whispers in her ear, one hand leaving her hip to rub circles on her clit. 

Y/n faced her full length mirror that was positioned at the edge of the bed against the wall. Watching as her body jerked forward when Schlatt gave particularly rough thrusts. She was on all fours, her head raised to look at herself being fucked senseless. 

Schlatt grabbed Y/n’s hair, yanking her upper body up so that her back was flush against his chest. “Look at you.. looking like a fuckin’ whore, gettin’ fucked silly.” Schlatt kisses her neck, softly biting the sensitive skin. “Schlatt-Babe-“ Y/n begins, before yelping when Schlatt gives her cunt a slap. “Nuh uh, thats not what you call me is it baby?” Y/n moans, “Sorry- Fuck- Sir. I’m gunna cum soon-“ Schlatt chuckles, “Atta girl, such a good listener.” Schlatt sped up to a brutal pace, his grip on y/n’s hips was bound to leave some bruising.

jschlatt smut.

tags: smut SMUT, Jschlatt. fem y/n, creampie, reader y/n, throwing a book, standing up sex (kinda?), missionary, aftercare obv, controlled orgam, !mdni!, sentences from the book icebreaker are used. I completely forgot to add the other position so i’ll js add it in the next part

SMUT BELLOW CUT!!

“Whatcha doin’ toots?” 

Schlatt asks standing over Y/n’s bed, making her jump up and slam her book down. “W-what?”

He smirks, finding her nervousness amusing. “I asked what you were doin’?” 

Y/n’s cheeks go red, slowly closing her book and covering the front. 

“Ya not gunna tell me?”

“nuh uh..” She responds in a small voice.

 Schlatt chuckles, climbing onto the bed and crawling in front of y/n. 

Schlatt leans in closer, feeling the uneven breathing coming from his partner. 

Y/n’s eyes flutter shut, expecting a kiss from Schlatt. 

She feels a quick peck on her cheek then feels her book being stolen from her grasp; her eyes shooting open. 

“Schlatt!” She yells, slightly smiling

 from the cackling coming from Schlatt as he flips

 to the page she had bookmarked.

Schlatt leapt off the bed, holding the book up so she couldn’t reach and began reading from her book.

Y/n also stood up from the bed, hopping, desperately trying to get the book.

“The second his mouth is on me I’m climbing, back arching from the bed grinding into his face.”

He pauses for a second, smirk still plastered on his face. “Such a naughty girl, reading shit like this..”

 Y/n clenches her thighs, the tips of her ears red. “Jus’ give it back..” She manages to get out, dropping her head to rest on his chest.

“Nuh uh.” He repeats, eyes glued to the pages “Jesus- where the fuck did you get this filth.”- “The pleasure rolls through me; a pleased grumble vibrates in his throat as his tongue pierces me, sending me tumbling over the edge, crying out his name.” 

Schlatt looks up, grinning ear to ear. “Y’know toots,..” Y/n raised her head, looking up at Schlatt.

 “Ya could’ve just asked for me to eat ya out instead of reading about it.” His voice lowers, looking down at her, using his thumb and index finger to bring her face closer to him.

Y/n gulps, holding back a pleased smile; eyes darting in between his eyes and lips. “Such a dirty girl..” He whispered, tossing the book away from them. “Schlatt.. please..” She mumbles out, His smirk widens, “Say that one more time for me baby? Didn’t quite catch that.” 

Y/n whines out, slightly pouting. “You heard me, you fuck.” She mutters out, looking down. 

Schlatt stops smiling, grabbing her chin once more. “You wanna repeat that?” He says in a tone she’s heard many times before. 

“Don’t start, you know what’ll happen if you continue being bratty.”

 Now, Y/n has a choice to whether to act out or stay in line. She decides on safer option.

“Sorry sir..” She whispers, “I just..I want you to touch me…” 

She grabs the hand that was forcing her to look at him, trailing both his middle and ring finger up to her mouth.

 Her tongue comes out from behind her lips, swirling around his fingers.

 All of which remaining eye contact, Schlatt groans bitting his lip. He pushes them both back, Y/n now against the door.

“Fuck baby..” He grumbles out, his other hand on her waist, thumbing the waistband of her panties. 

“No shorts? Were you planning on touching yourself while reading baby?” He asks, smirking

Y/n nods, practically deep throating Schlatt’s fingers. “Such a dirty, dirty girl…”  He said, leaning a bit closer. 

“Alright that’s enough-“ Schlatt pulls his fingers out, growing inpatient. “You really now how to get me goin’ dont cha?”

He says, tugging her panties; to about mid-thigh.

 Enough room to slip his hand in between her legs, teasing her hole, the wetness of her own saliva sticking to the insides of her thighs.  

“Beg.”

“Hm..?”

“I said beg.”

Y/n looks up, eyebrows furrowed, eyes unfocus, and lips red and glossy.

 “Please sir.. I’ll be good f’you.. please just- fuck me..” Schlatt chuckles lowly,

 “atta’ girl..” He says, plunging both fingers into her wet cunt. Y/n’s hands fly to Schlatt’s shoulders,

Nails digging into the fabric of his shirt. “Mmh!” She mewls out, the feeling of his fingers both familiar yet still new.

“Fuck- sir..” Schlatt smiles down at her, his right hand moving up to her chin again; bringing their lips together.

Y/n moans into the kiss as Schlatt’s thick fingers inside her quicken.

One of her arms now slug over his shoulder, pulling him closer and tugging on his hair. 

“Schlatt-I- I’m so fuckin’ - close..” Her words broken up from random moans and whimpers. 

“Yeah? You gunna cum for me? Fuck, you’re so fuckin’ pretty like this baby.” Schlatt curls his fingers a bit,

 pressing into that one spot that makes her head get fuzzy and eyes roll back.

 “Wait.” He says, going impossibly faster than before. “Don’t cum yet. You cum when I tell you to, understood?”

Y/n’s eyes are screwed shut, lips parted into an almost perfect ‘O’. 

“Mm-fuck. Mhm- I-I understand.. oh my god-“ 

Schlatt pulls back despite her hand desperately trying to pull him closer.

 Instead her arm does against the door, leaving scratches on the wood. “Schlatt- Pleasee, I wanna- let me cum..”  Schlatt begins to laugh, enjoying the sight before him. 

 Y/n’s back arched, thighs trembling, face twisted in pleasure, and his fingers pumping into her.

“Go ahead baby, cum for me.” 

Y/n practically screams as she reaches the edge, legs almost giving out and pussy spamming.

Her hand flies down at an attempt to stop Schlatt’s hand. 

“Waitwaitwaitwait-“ she says, almost yelping as she feels another orgasm approaching. “Fuck! Schlatt- please..”

He ignores her pleas, “C’mon baby, one more- for me.” He says, groaning as he plams his cock with his other hand.

“Cum.”

He says, commanding a shock to run through her body. “Fuck Schlatt- I fuckkk..” Once her body relaxes, she almost goes limp. 

“How are you feelin’ toots?” Schlatt asks, hands on her waist and holding her up. “Hm..?” She hums, tilting her head up and blinking at Schlatt. He chuckles, temporarily pulling up her underwear, leaving the shorts behind. Schlatt carries her over the the bed, peeling her limps off him. “You okay?” He asks, standing in front of y/n. 

“mmhm..” She mumbles, nodding her head. Schlatt shakes his head, “Nah, you know you gotta use your words.” He says, kneeling down to be at almost eye level with her.  “Im okay..” She manages to get out, smiling at Schlatt, and threading her hand through his hair. 

There was a moment of silence between them, not the slightest awkwardness in it.

Schlatt lunges forward, smashing their lips together. Y/n reciprocated said kiss, tugging at his hair every so often. “Fuck toots, i need to taste you.” Schlatt muttered against her lips, his own traveling further down. Sloppy wet smooches placed down her neck. Schlatt pulled off her shirt, revealing her perfect tits. Schlatt’s mouth eventually makes its way from her lips to her other lips. Y/n bare pussy right in front of his face. Schlatt gripped her legs, swinging them overr his shoulders. He teased a bit, kissing the insides of her thighs. “Schlatt..” She whined, grinding her hips against nothing. “So impatient..” He said, smirking. Yet he gave in, licking a broad stripe from her hole to clit. Y/n let out a gasp of air, hands practically teleporting back to Schlatt’s hair. Schlatt groaned against her, the vibration shocking her to the core. “Sir.. please..” She whimpered, not knowing what she was beginning for.

Hearing her words, Schlatt begins to lap at her hole. holding her hips, almost leaving a bruise.

Whines, moans, and gasps filled the room along with the lewd sounds of slurping and sucking. “Jesus fucking christ..! Jay..” Schlatt looks up at her, writhing and back arching. His tongue moves quicker, eager to get inside her. “Oh-ohmy-Fuck!” She shouts out, her grip on Schlatt’s hair unbelievably tight. “im gunna-holyshit-im gunna cum“ He groaned against y/n, encouraging her orgasm. The vibration was just enough to get her thighs shaking and pussy dripping. “Fuck toots..” Schlatt mumbles, sitting on his knees, still between her legs. Schlatt looks down, his cock straining against his sweats.

“I need to have you. Right fucking now.”

He says through gritted teeth. Y/n, still panting, spreads her legs. Her own juices and Schlatt’s saliva mixed and covering her lower body in the sticky substance. When she sees him staring at the sight below, then her face. Y/n bites her lip shyly, turning her face away. “Awhh c’mon baby.. dont hide that pretty face f’me.” He said, grabbing her chin, shoving his thumb between her pink lips. “Look at me while i fuck you.” Schlatt grabs at her ankle, lifting it over his shoulder.

 “You ready?” He asks, pausing. His thumb now out of her mouth and wiped on the comforter bellow. Schlatt’s hand holds Y/n, rubbing his thumb across the soft flesh of her hip. “Mhm, ‘m ready.” She says, her voice oddly soft yet rough. A grin spreads on his face, leaning down to press a chaste kiss to her lips. “I love you so fuckin’ much sweetheart..” Y/n, a smile on her face, parts her lips to say something back. Instead she is interrupted by the feeling of Schlatt pushing into her. Her eyes flutter shut, “Shit- Schlatt..” she looks up to see Schlatt, her lower thigh in his left hand and her soft tummy under his right. 

Y/n grabs at his hand in her stomach, holding on for dear life as he pistols himself into her. In search for anything to ground herself, her hand moves from his hand to his neck. Pulling him down, she kisses him, moaning into them. “Fuck- baby..” Y/n mutters out, “ ‘m close.” Schlatt, who’s no longer hold her thigh but now holding himself up, arm planted beside her head.

“Oh yeah? Where do you want me toots?” Schlatt asks, feeling his cock slightly throb inside her. It takes a moment for Y/n to answer, her mind fuzzy. “Inside.” She blurts out, eyebrows knitted together. Schlatt chuckles, “Fuck yeah baby. Such a dirty girl, want’n me to fill her up.” He says between grunts and moans into her ear. “I bet you’d look so fuckin hot with a round tummy and huge tits.” Y/n moans out, back arching into him. “Jay- Fuck i mean- Sir, please can i cum..?” Y/n begs, her eyes practically rolling into the back of her head. 

“Go ahead toots, fuckin cum for me.” Schlatt says, the euphoric feeling of Y/n cunt spasming around his dick sending him over the edge. “FuckFuckFuck-“ He moans out, cumming inside her. Sitting up Schlatt, carefully pulls out. Making quick work of cleaning them both up with a nearby towel from the bedside table.

 “How ya feelin bubs?” he asks, laying beside Y/n, pulling her closer to his chest. “m good..” She muttered, snuggling into Schlatt 

“i love you Jay..”

“I love ya too Y/n”

Caelum

please block me/dni if you sexualize caelum. regardless of whether he is or is not a child he acts very childlike and it is of my personal opinion that he should not be put in sexual situations or that I do not wish to see that.