Wait Wait You Know What I Just Thought Of, Mac Peeling Dennis’ Apples For Him, Removing That Perceived

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

↳ Dennis + squeezing his fingers

Calling Mac’s allergy now:

He’s allergic to latex, too stupid to realize it, and that’s why he hates condoms so much. Sucked dick that had a condom on it and now his tongue and mouth is all swelled up like he ate fiberglass😔😔💪

whether or not they talk about the episode, we can always count on the sunny pod for delivering homoerotic rcg and new glenn howerton moments for the evidence pile

#IM SO EXCITED HELP

NEW REVIEW and here I’m very quickly dumping the vibes (there’s not real NEW info) because they have me squirming and kicking my feet:

Again a focus that the stories are ‘standalones’

THIS catches my eye immediately because I’ve had a hunch they can’t tell us about certain guest stars since we learned GSC is appearing in Ep 2 and no one has said anything… so that means (and this heavily implies) there are other guests stars they aren’t letting Critics spoil—Ryan Reynolds

THEYRE NOT SHITTING ON DEE MUCH THIS SEASON. I REPEAT. THE JOKE IS NOT ON DEE!

This is sooooo wow ok!!

This is delicious. They’re pushing the blame around, making everyone a well-rounded dumbass this is my song. AND

Dennis is really trying guys he’s TRYING. And Critics haven’t seen DTAMHD and we know his outbursts are back in Bowling.. my oh my. oh. here we GO.

7 hours until it all begins.

(I’m sorry i’m at work Tumblr mobile sucks I can’t link or paste the review at all for some reason but it’s from Joblo.com)

Mac and Dennis Break Up | Now and Then

I inter-clipped the reenactment from The Always Sunny Podcast with the actual scene. You can watch the full thing on Youtube

#I LOVE HIM #mac iasip #iasip #ronald mcdonald

world’s scariest guard-dog

Macdennis is Schrödinger's canon. It is both canon and not canon depending on how this all ends and since we are not at the end, it is both.

If it ended with 5, they banged as Hugh Honey and Vic Vinegar, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 6, so no they actually didn’t. If it ended with 6, then Maureen declared Mac Dennis’ boytoy and they banged right after he screamed divorce, definitely absolutely. But then we went to 7, so no they actually didn’t.

…

If it ended with 15, they were banging during quarantine, definitely absolutely. But since 16 is on the horizon, no they actually weren’t. But if they don’t canon in 16, they banged on that inflatable couch until it popped, definitely absolutely. But if 17 is on the horizon then no they didn’t. But if they don’t canon in —

There’s never anything in the crate until there’s something in the crate.

thinkin bout how Dennis has basically been using the D.E.N.N.I.S system on Mac for 15 seasons…

Demonstrate Value:

- hangs out with Mac a lot, especially in the early seasons when their friendship is less antagonistic

- their codependent relationship is really just them demonstrating their value to each other

- one example that I guess kinda works for this is in Gun Fever, when Charlie is robbing the bar and Dennis shoots at him after Mac says to

- monthly dinner dates

Engage Physically:

- I mean… come on

Nurturing Dependence:

- again… their codependent relationship

- Mac constantly needs to check in with Dennis

- Mac quite literally depends on Dennis for all his emotional needs

- in the D.E.N.N.I.S system episode, Mac depends on Dennis for his M.A.C system to work

Neglect Emotionally:

- I can think of a thousand examples for this one, obviously, but I won’t list them all

- Dennis constantly rejects Mac’s platonic and romantic advances

- Dennis isn’t great at showing emotion anyway, so it’s kinda natural that he’s neglecting him in that sense

Inspire Hope:

- constantly making up scenarios for schemes in which he and Mac are life partners and/or romantically involved

- “I’m emotionally involved with Mac”

- continues to be physically and emotionally close to Mac, even when physically and emotionally rejecting Mac’s obvious infatuation with him

Separate Entirely:

- I think he was attempting to do this when he left for North Dakota

- he was clearly trying to separate from the whole gang, but he leaves in the same episode where he’s pretending to be in love with Mac, so… you tell me

In conclusion,

what is he cooking

#EXACTLY #they could’ve just blown up another bed #the gang inflates #macdennis #s16

dennis in the gang inflates: you had another room this whole time charlie? so you really had no excuse to be sleeping with frank? 🤨🤨🤨 why are you, as a man,

dennis thirty seconds later: oh nooooo mac i accidentally threw all of our furniture away.... where ever shall we sleep now 🥺🥺🥺 well i guess we could sleep on the inflatable couch together 😳😳 i mean... we really dont have any other option... truly an unavoidable tragedy