"Okay," Remus said slowly, making sure his friends were following along. "Let's go over this one more time. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venemous. Got it?"
"I think so. . ." James said, trailing off uncertainly.
"Wait! I have a few questions!" Sirius yelped. "What if I bite it and it dies?"
"That means you're poisonous," Remus responded dryly.
"What if it bites itself and I die?" Sirius asked.
"That's voodoo."
"Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?"
Remus was starting to get annoyed. "That's correlation, not causation."
"All right, but what if I bite it, and neither one of us die?"
"That's. . . kinky?" Remus said uncertainly. Peter laughed.
Prompt: James is a fantastic hugger and Lily, more often than not, gets caught up in his spell.
"You look like you need a hug, Evans. And I'd be happy to offer you one."
Lily glared suspiciously at James. He grinned angelically. "Please?"
Sighing, Lily reluctantly allowed herself to get swept into James's arms. James wrapped his hands around her and rested his chin on her head.
"Has anyone ever told you that you are extremely adorable, Evans?"
"Bloody flirt," Lily murmured into his shirt.
She could sense him smiling. "I try."
There was silence as James tightened his hold around her waist. Lily involuntarily found herself cherishing every moment of the hug, never wanting to let go —
James finally broke away, leaving Lily weak-kneed and dazed. She already missed the comfort and warmth of James's arms, as corny as that sounded. Lily did not understand why the hug made her feel like this. In all logical senses, a hug from James Potter was supposed to be as repulsive as he was.
But it wasn't.
In fact, the hug was good. Great, even.
And that's what scared Lily the most.
James beamed at her as she regained her senses. "Feel better?"
"Worse," Lily lied through clenched teeth.
"Want another hug?"
Yes.
"No."
"Your loss."
True that.
"So." James put an arm around Lily's shoulder, but she shrugged it off. "What's new?"
ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ he said he’s flattered..
McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black?
Peter: Doing stuff.
McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin?
Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing stuff.
McGonagall: Mr. Potter?
Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.
McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?
Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.
James (chanting over a bubbling cauldron with a witch hat on): Chaos, mischief, terror, fright
Sirius (chanting with a witch hat on): Sun, moon, day, and night
Remus (chanting with a witch hat on): Rat, dog, wolf, and stag
Peter (chanting with a witch hat on): Four Marauders, a sickly Victorian child, and red headed hag
Lily (snatching her witch hat off): Screw you. This is the last time I hang out with you guys
Regulus (adjusting his hat): Yeah, she’s right. Is this all necessary? Also, I’m not sickly or Victorian. I’m from London you dolt
James: You guys wanted to be Marauders. This is the initiation ceremony. And put the hats back on, you’re ruining the aesthetic
"Hey, where's Remus?" asked Alice. "I haven't seen him lately."
"He's on his time of the month," Sirius snickered.
"Wait, what?"
"I was just kidding," Sirius said with a small smile. "He's a werewolf."
"Very funny, Black," Alice said, rolling her eyes. "I'm just going to go find Frank."
"Wow, that actually worked!" Sirius said in amazement, watching Alice's retreating figure idly. "I told them the truth so they wouldn't know the truth. Sirius Black, you are a genius."
*Sirius Black voice*: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?
*Remus Lupin voice*: GO TO SLEEP SIRIUS
hi!!! im looking for a jily fic but i cant find it ANYWHERE so i wondered if you know the fic im talking about?? james leaves a gift for a lily in her dorm everyday (think it’s a flower?) and then one day he doesn’t and because of that her entire day goes wrong. she gets up late, runs out of shampoo etc etc it’s just a really bad day. so she gets really frustrated and the end of the day she stands up on the table in the great hall and shouts and james because he has worked his way into her routine and now he has messed it up and she doesn’t like it when her routine is messed up. she ends up asking him out in front of everyone ((: do you know what fic im talking about and do you have a link?
hiiii i don't think i do :( answering publicly incase anyone else does have an answer to this they want to shout!
James: Why is your camera roll half Sirius and half chocolate?
Remus: I keep what I love.
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