He Knows Whats Up

McGonagall: Where's Mr. Black?

Peter: Doing stuff.

McGonagall: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Mr. Lupin?

Peter: Trying to stop Sirius from doing stuff.

McGonagall: Mr. Potter?

Peter: Trying to stop Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

McGonagall: I see. And what are you doing here, Mr. Pettigrew?

Peter: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping James from stopping Remus from stopping Sirius from doing the stuff.

Sirius falls into a rabbit hole when he discovers Brittany Spears and her early life. Feels a kinship with her as being constantly under their parents thumbs, and he gets sad to see she is still legally under that thumb as an adult.

heLLO YES AND THANK YOU

Ok but like can you imagine after the wedding Sirius calls Lily “Evans” because of force of habit or because he’s teasing, whatever and just can you imagine James’s smug happy beautiful triumphant face when he gets to correct “Potter, actually” IM DYING NO ONE TOUCH ME

James and Lily in a rainstorm. (burdgebug via instagram + deviantart)

TODAY IS JAMES POTTER'S BIRTHDAY

and that's all i have to say about that

(This was posted on 3-27-2018)

Sirius Black in a Horror Movie

[phone rings]

Sirius: What's up?

Killer: I see you...

Sirius:

Killer:

Sirius:

Killer:

Sirius: Do I look good?

You pay this woman to sit on babies? That's disgusting. I'd sit on a baby for nothing.

Sirius Black, to Lily Potter about the babysitter that she hired

*Sirius Black voice*: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?

*Remus Lupin voice*: GO TO SLEEP SIRIUS

Sirus: We should do a prank with updogs.

Remus: What's updog?

Sirius: Nothing much. You?

Remus:

Remus:

James & Sirius: *High five*

I saw something once where Sirius liked the Sex Pistols because of the name. Also I think Sirius would like the Beatles too

omg yes i completely agree.