Sirius Falls Into A Rabbit Hole When He Discovers Brittany Spears And Her Early Life. Feels A Kinship

Jily passing notes in class in 7th year 

Jily getting caught by McGonagall and told to read it out loud and everyone thinking it'd be all cute and adorable now that they're dating but the first sentences go:

"Hey. Ging, go to Hogsmeade with me." 

"We're dating you bum. of course i m going with you. Got to make sure you don't fall on your face since you're that clumsy" 

"I'm quite coordinated actually. In the air, on the ground, in a bed ;)" 

Jily snickering as the class laughs and McGonagall never asking them to read out their notes out loud again.

All of the Marauders in a car, absolutely wankered because “oh sure people are not supposed to drive drunk - it said nothing about WIZARDS driving drunk!” Of course they're pulled over and when the officer reaches the car there's a huge fucking stag at the wheel, a wolf-dog in the back with a rat sat on its head and a furious Remus Lupin in the passenger seat. "I can't - *sigh* - I really can't explain this."

Mrs. Potter: I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.

James: What about my job at the Quality Quidditch Supplies?

Mrs. Potter: Okay, fine. Other than work. And no owl.

James: My owl is sick.

Mrs. Potter: Then no wand.

James: I need my wand for school. Mrs. Potter: Then, no... uh... *glances at Sirius* No Sirius.

Sirius: What?! No Sirius?!

Mrs. Potter: NO SIRIUS!

Ok, this is literally one of the cutest pictures that I have ever seen in my entire life.

Snape: Potter.

James: Snape.

Sirius: Sirius.

James: Okay, you just said your own name, mate.

Sirius: It was the only one left!

Remus helping the rest of the Marauders study for the O.W.L.s

"Okay," Remus said slowly, making sure his friends were following along. "Let's go over this one more time. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venemous. Got it?"

"I think so. . ." James said, trailing off uncertainly.

"Wait! I have a few questions!" Sirius yelped. "What if I bite it and it dies?"

"That means you're poisonous," Remus responded dryly.

"What if it bites itself and I die?" Sirius asked.

"That's voodoo."

"Okay, but what if it bites me and someone else dies?"

Remus was starting to get annoyed. "That's correlation, not causation."

"All right, but what if I bite it, and neither one of us die?"

"That's. . . kinky?" Remus said uncertainly. Peter laughed.

The Mirror of Erised

One night under his invisibility cloak James Potter wandered, it was quite abnormal to find him alone like this. He had been feeling pretty down lately for one reason or another and decided once everyone was quiet in their beds to take a walk. He came across a room with a very large mirror and decided to play the game of having no reflection under the cloak. This always gave him a chuckle for whatever reason.

However when he stepped in front of the mirror he nearly jumped, for in the mirror was a picture of himself, a little older, and Lily Evans, also older, holding something wrapped in a blanket. Then a little hand reached out and James, in the mirror played with it, and he realized it was him and Lily, together, with a baby. He must have been watching the mirror for at least an hour when something dropped down beside him making him jump. Then worrying him even more he realized it was Lily and with huge eyes asked what she saw.

“A mirror silly, what are you doing up anyways?”

“oh, couldn’t sleep, but look if I move away…”

as he did Lily whispered oh so soft he couldn’t be sure that he actually heard it. After a few moments he asked her what she saw, she responded quickly, her cheeks flaming.

“Well I believe from reading it somewhere that its the mirror of Erised, which shows your deepest wants and desires, I see myself working as an auror for the ministry of course…”

James spun a story about the house cup.

They sat for quiet awhile staring, just far enough away that they could both see their images. However, what neither told the other was that their pictures were the same..

*Sirius Black voice*: Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?

*Remus Lupin voice*: GO TO SLEEP SIRIUS

James (chanting over a bubbling cauldron with a witch hat on): Chaos, mischief, terror, fright

Sirius (chanting with a witch hat on): Sun, moon, day, and night

Remus (chanting with a witch hat on): Rat, dog, wolf, and stag

Peter (chanting with a witch hat on): Four Marauders, a sickly Victorian child, and red headed hag

Lily (snatching her witch hat off): Screw you. This is the last time I hang out with you guys

Regulus (adjusting his hat): Yeah, she’s right. Is this all necessary? Also, I’m not sickly or Victorian. I’m from London you dolt

James: You guys wanted to be Marauders. This is the initiation ceremony. And put the hats back on, you’re ruining the aesthetic

hi!!! im looking for a jily fic but i cant find it ANYWHERE so i wondered if you know the fic im talking about?? james leaves a gift for a lily in her dorm everyday (think it’s a flower?) and then one day he doesn’t and because of that her entire day goes wrong. she gets up late, runs out of shampoo etc etc it’s just a really bad day. so she gets really frustrated and the end of the day she stands up on the table in the great hall and shouts and james because he has worked his way into her routine and now he has messed it up and she doesn’t like it when her routine is messed up. she ends up asking him out in front of everyone ((: do you know what fic im talking about and do you have a link?

hiiii i don't think i do :( answering publicly incase anyone else does have an answer to this they want to shout!