He is smiling because he got a cool new hat
YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such
[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such
shoutout to bass. the part of music that blows your tits clean off when it's done right
uh oh this pronunciation of polycules is gonna stick in my head for a long while
I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat
searching for that fine line between “i need to stay informed” and “i can’t take any more of this.”
I am so sorry you had a traumatic childhood and it made you stupid on line. I was raised as a lotus flower and I smell like vanilla all the time
Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)
november is the thursday of months
help me
It is what it is but like. Can it be something else
a spark is to an ember what “I’m trying to lose weight to feel good about how I look” is to “I’m planning out my life to try not to look like you”
a knife is to a blade what “I’m concerned about the obesity epidemic” is to “I wish I could solve the problem of your body” is to “I see your body as diseased because it’s not like mine”
an injury is to a wound what “I’m so bad for skipping the gym” is to “I’m being so good for ordering a salad” is to “Health is a moral obligation” is to “You’re failing if you have a disability”
a ghost is to a phantom what “Processed foods are so bad for you” is to “You should feel guilty for eating what you can afford”
girl: did you peed? boy: *smiles shyly* girls:... did you danced? boy: bite lip seductively
this post is for everybody who sometimes feel a little lonely and different from the world. you. matter.
the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.
"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????
just remembered music is real
This post is for fans of MUSIC only
This is one of the funniest things I've found on tumblr and I've seen some shit
lord take all of my pain and sufferig and give it to elon musk
pro-abortion. pro-divorce. i believe we have the god-given right to give up
(Source)
"The Tech Guild is asking readers to honor the digital picket line and not play popular NYT Games such as Wordle and Connections as well as not use the NYT Cooking app."
big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use
oiling up my slutty mice
we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf
Have you ever had a surprise party thrown for you?
this too shall bass
i should get a special treat whenever i successfully “i have food at home” myself. a treat like a special snack i do not have at home.