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Please appreciate this Japanese shitpost

cosplaying

pros: cons

cons: pros

“Simple shapes, I have come to bargain!”

do she got

I feel like I should change my icon to Ling (Yao) just for posts like these.

Imagine your icon stealing your birthday cake from the table and slinking off to hide somewhere and eat it for themselves.

A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.

A question mark walks into a bar?

Two quotation marks “Walk into” a bar.

A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to drink.

The bar was walked into by a passive voice.

Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They drink. They leave.

The worst kind of griffin would be a fox/seagull.

Screams all day and all night and is definitely in your garbage.

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me when I’ve just started a new language and all I know is the present tense: i never look back darling, it distracts from the now