was recently told I giggle in my sleep. lowkey pisses me off cause the only dreams I ever remember having are nightmares so idk what the fuck asleep-me has to be laughing about
this could be the snart of something big
Right click -> save as -> ancient curse
me, after setting an arbitrary time limit for a wip: what nonsense is this?! how could I ever finish in this time frame?! might as well give up and do it never! never I say!
etymology is so fun and cool until it's talking about how a word I like is losing its meaning.
mortified doesn't mean horrified you fools! don't do this to me dammit!
i wish there was a way to have an autopsy that didnt kill u. i think it would be so cathartic
me: I gotta get up early so it's super important I get good sleep tonight
brain: i-important?? that's scary! too much pressure! noooo we should stay up watching youtube with steadily growing anxiety instead!
its not even 2024 anymore its some other bullshit now
if I could, I'd kiss the Oxford comma on the lips
it's that time of night everyone! time to sort thru memories from the day and file them away as either normal or horrendously embarrassing
aaaannnd don't wanna spoil anything but let's just say the normal folder is gonna be pretty fucking thin
me when- me w- when I-