wayne, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
chosen, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
dark: what the fuck are you guys doing?
wayne: playing systemic oppression
wayne: What time is it?
dark: I don’t know; pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out
dark: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
chosen: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
dark: It’s 2 am
wayne: I know you snuck out last night, chosen.
dark: Play dumb!
chosen: Who's chosen?
dark: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
making this to shin godzilla poster
wayne: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
chosen: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?
wayne: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.
dark: edible
dark: Hey chosen,
chosen: Yes?
dark: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
chosen:
chosen: Where’s wayne?
wayne: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
chosen: Just rip the bandage off.
wayne: It’s dark.
chosen: Put the bandage back on.
watching tiktok it came this video and like a instant, the name victim and alan
like, that stick!alan all hit by victim, when alan ask why hate him all sudden because he doesnt know him o he thinks he was already dead, than it came this video, vicitim telling everythingo to him
clarification, my character of Alan is not the (real Alan) this is my fanon Alan
yaaayyy oldmans/woman
I will soon publish comics that I have from this crackship and some headcanons
i want to make a comic about the kids (RGBY + TSC + ethereal + purple) having a sleepover meanwhile the adults going to a party guests by victim