My Criminal Minds AU (Inner Machinations) LGBTQIA+ Headcanons Before They Leave My Mind And I Return

Gift for @ajoure because I love his human!Harley Sawyer design. I wanna put him in my mouth and run away with him like some dogs will do when they get caught with something they're not supposed to have and they get chased by their owner (affectionate).

I'm bored and I don't really get asks, anonymous or not. Ask away, my gold dabloons!!

I will answer questions for Spencer Reid & Aaron Hotchner from Criminal Minds, Harley Sawyer from Poppy Playtime, and Ambrosius Goldenloin & Ballister Boldheart from Nimona.

Remember to ask in my inbox!! Do not comment on this post because it will only go to the original!!

(Sorry if this disturbs the original poster. 😭😭)

CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

Send a character + one or more of these question IN THE INBOX. Don't reply on the post!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. What's something the character has done you can't get over? Be it something funny, bad, good, serious, whatever?

27. What is a color or colors that you think of when you think of this character, be it their canon color(s) or not?

28. If you could have this character meet another in another media, who would you have them meet?

29. Could you live as this character, would you? If not, what would you change so that you could?

30. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

Arcane AU idea where a futuristic online world where you can do anything (like The Oasis from Ready Player One) exists with the power of hextech (or something), and they all meet up there to mingle ‘n shit.

I'm planning to draw for this soon (if you make art as well or write fanfics for this idea, please credit me. I'm pretty sure it's an original idea 😭😭).

I'm sure I'm misreading this, but Harley seems to be communicating with Leith via the monitor, so Harley is possibly possessing that monitor for the time being?

And at the end, when White wasn't facing Leith, he holds the top of the monitor, like he was petting it. Indirectly, was he caressing Harley?

I dunno, I suck at media analysis.

[AU]

Ruthlessness

is only a mercy upon yourself, right, Pierre?

ahhh my boy is a coward

Going off of the comic I posted on March 7th (the one where @ajoure and I's Harleys talk to each other), I realize that they would, in fact, not talk to each other like that. They would NOT be that chill. 😭😭

Warnings: Mention of dismemberment and dissection, mention of child abuse, mention of murder, mention of war crimes (?)

Going past all the confusion with meeting up with another version of yourself, MI!Harley (mine) would absolutely DESPISE HL!Harley (@ajoure's). You mean to tell me that he would be "OKAY" with another version of himself dating the very man who took his boyfriend away?? *looks in the mirror* WHAT KIND OF DIALOGUE WERE YOU COOKING UP??? WHAT WAS THIS MISCHARACTERIZATION OF YOUR OWN AU????

Seriously, MI!Harley would not even want to look at HL!Harley. The fact that Leith dissected his (both of theirs) body and turned him into a supercomputer was bad enough, but add onto the fact that MI!Harley had to watch Charlie—his own fucking boyfriend—get mutilated and go through so much pain right in front of him, and he couldn't do anything, and he full-on LOATHES Leith. He completely HATES him. Sending the animatronics (toys) after him wasn't enough during the Hour of Joy; he had to kill him himself. He had to mess him up the same way he messed Charlie up. He had to make him pay.

Not only that, but MI!Harley would be so disturbed by the fact that HL!Harley (canon as well) manipulated and experimented on children and turned them into the toys. My Harley isn't that cruel, he was just making animatronics for war. 😭😭 He wasn't too fond of children (*discreetly hides fan-child for Charlie and Harley*), but he wouldn't even dream of hurting them. Mind you, he's still not that good of a person—still got that nasty attitude and that sadistic nature—but he's a lot more tame than any other version of Harley.

Also, he would be so confused that HL!Harley got his body back. "That backstabber actually created a new body for you? A human form that looked like your original? That's quite disgusting... and obsessive," is what he'd say. And I know that in the comic I made of their non-canonical meet-up, both of them are "human" (robot in HL!Harley's case), but my Harley doesn't get his old body back. He's stuck as that humanoid cyborg thing. (Kinda dangerous.. Kinda sexy. /ref)

So, that was an unnecessary ramble on how incorrect my comic is to my own version of Harley. I just wanted to do something silly, but my brain wouldn't let me brush over it and not address it, so now you have this jumble of words on a screen. I'm so sorry, @ajoure. Forgive me. 😔😔

Y'all, I'm sorry, but I just gotta ramble here for a second.

If you are writing an "x reader", do not 👏 describe 👏 the reader 👏 in anyway 👏 unless it's 👏 specified 👏 in the 👏 title (like short!reader or plus-sized!reader or female!reader). It's called "x reader" for a reason; so ALL readers can enjoy. It's very clear you look a certain way, or think your readers look a certain way, whenever you describe them. DON'T. Long hair? Even if the reader is female, they might not have long hair; short-haired and medium-length and bald women exist. They read, too. And not all readers are shorter than the character they're shipping themselves with. Sure, if the character is abnormally large or a lot taller than average, they're most likely not taller (they shouldn't be, at least-), but it's frustrating for people who are taller when they read something that's obviously meant for shorter people. My point is stop assuming. If you can only write for a certain type of reader, then specify that in an author's note or a pinned post or something. But, if you're not someone who specifies, literally make it as gender-neutral as possible! 😭😭 Not all readers are women (like myself and many other men or people who of any other gender)!

Also, stop tagging your "OC x characters"s as "reader x character"?? And naming the reader??? (Mostly a problem on AO3.) That literally destroys the purpose of an "x reader". If you don't wanna call the reader "Y/N", that's completely fine, just literally do not mention it. Say something like "[character] uttered your name softly" instead of "oh, Y/N". It's literally not that hard (if it is, or if you write in third person, I don't know what to tell you). And the reader is not the same as an OC? Sure, people might use their OC's names or think of their OCs in place of themselves when reading those types of fics, but it makes no sense when you have a full-fledged character and tag it as an "x reader". Like, what the hell?? I sure am not anyone's character the last time I checked.

Thank you for coming to my TEDtalk. 🥰🥰

Spencer Reid headcanons because I love my baby boy!!

Warnings: mentions of sex

—He’s demisexual and biromantic (prefers men)

—He’s still afraid of the dark, even more so after prison because he saw firsthand that the most terrible things happen in the dark (*sobs*)

—His guilty pleasure is reading sappy romance novels, whether they’re good or not

—His favorite band is Metallica (this is totally because he mentioned Enter Sandman in the very first episode; I’ve not been sane since then)

—When he texts (which is rare), his grammar is perfect

—Speaking of grammar, when someone says something wrong (like “me and {name}”), he’ll immediately correct them (like “{name} and I”)

—His sense of touch is very sensitive, so if he touches something he doesn't like, he flinches away, and when he's with his S/O, he's constantly trying to touch them to commit them to memory (I’m projecting, shhhhh)

—Him and Ethan DEFINITELY had something going on when they were trying to join the BAU (“academic rivals” my ass. They kissed. (And Ethan 100% took Spencer's virginity))

—Even though he doesn't talk about it, he knows a lot about sex (mind you, he’s no sex God, but he's a quick learner and knows just what to do)

—Hate me if you want, I don't care, but my mans became more dominant after prison (NOT COMPLETELY, JUST MORE. HE’S STILL A SWITCH IN MY HEAD)

—His favorite color is purple (is that even a headcanon? I thought I heard it was canon or something)

—Completely random and does not make sense at all, but he has a freckle on the base of his pubic bone

—He also still has intense headaches, even after season six, because I REFUSE to forget about the pain and confusion he went through just for an episode

—He was born on October 5th. Why? Because it was the release date of the episode his birthday party took place. Also, no, Spencer and Emily don't share the same birthday in canon. How could they forget his AND Emily's in that one episode? Yeah, no. I'm sorry, but there's literally no way they share a birthday (he just knows everyone's birthday, down to the exact time because that information is in the FBI's database)

Random hot take (I'm just full of these. Don't be surprised if you find me posting about them), but I really don't like it when people feminize a character (men, really).

Now, in general, I don't mind it, but when it's a character who struggles with appearances and masculinity (*cough cough* Spencer Reid *cough cough* Dipper Pines *cough*), then it kinda irks me in the wrong way. And if you noticed, the aforementioned characters tend to have transgender headcanons. Now, I understand that masculinity is not owed to anyone for a trans man, but if you noticed, a lot of characters who are headcanoned to be trans men are also heavily feminized, whether that be by the same people or just opposite sides of the fandom.

I dunno, it might just be me being weird and insecure because I have trouble appearing masculine. 😭😭 And, like, I'm not shaming anyone who does feminize these characters—you do you, pookie—but isn't it kinda weird how, most of the time, the feminization is strictly "forced" upon the skinny, white guys? Like, are we trying to enforce a stereotype here or what? I'm a skinny, white guy, y'all, don't feminize me. 😔😔

In reality, it doesn't really matter, and if I ever see a post or a fanfic that feminizes these types of characters, I just scroll like any person should. But still, my comfort characters are the ones being feminized. 😖😖 That's also the same reason why I tend to stick to a character's canonical gender. I don't want them to go through the same mental torture I have to go through, dawg.

Just do what y'all do, though. I just wanted to ramble.

How many times have I typed the word "character"? Good lord.

GUYS, LOOK; MY FIRST FANART THAT I DIDN'T REQUEST FOR!! MY BOY'S SO PRETTY!! 🥹🥹

After a long while.. I have finally finish

THE SAWYER-VERSE

20 Harley’s! All chilling in casual fits!

@ajoure

@akamon

@sketchtastrophee

@curlyberrrry

@dovewingkinnie

@mm-slashing-boy

@eclipseinvoid

@slyakoch13

@fishymom-art

@archaospetryx

@mrclowninaround

@doctormaki12

@schellis

@harleysawyerlover

@paninityl

@perfectsoyeggz

@thiscalendar

Woah, there, Charlie. I think you need to sit down for a minute (deserved—).

Warnings: Descriptions of violent action and gore and death

I have not finished an animation/animatic in, like, months. Maybe a whole year. I'm so unmotivated, dawg. And I get distracted so easily. 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️