Artblock Or No, This Is Great!

Toadette: What do you MEAN you’re quitting the castle staff? You can’t quit in the middle of a crisis!

Toad: WATCH ME.

Luigi: So cooool.

Yes, drew to my friend for gift, Luigi!

Peach: I don’t bite. Unless it’s called for.

(Author’s note: Happy monday!)

Bowser: BWAHAHAHAHA. Back in the day, these moves made all the princesses swoon! (Author’s Note: A not-so-lazy sketch of His Royal Churlishness. So, I was recently tricked by GIFs of TheLombax51‘s great Dat Cat Koopa into believing that there was a Mario Mix 2 in the works, which amused me. I immediately decided to remind everyone of the Original Sexy Bowser Boogie. Five failed drafts and the discovery that there’s no such thing as Mario Mix 2 later, and here he is!)

Toad: Uh oh. Minister: Ack! This is a girl’s room! Toadsworth: We can’t be in a girl’s room! Toad: The things they keep in here I don’t want to see.

Toad: You would think, beign so small, tripping isn't a problem for us. Not so.

Cloop: Ungh! Sorry! Not happen again!

Toad: Whoa, sorry, dozed off for a second. …Er, wait, was drowning part of my script? (Author’s Note: Whoo! One year anniversary!)

Toadsworth: Perhaps we should consider outsourcing our security staff to professionals.

Minister: Professionals?! That’s not how we do things!

Toad: I know that face. That’s the No More Day Off face. (Author’s Note: Sorry for such a delayed announcement -- I had a post scheduled for today at 9, but it never showed up.)