Toadette: Say, There’s A Nice-looking Monster!

Toadsworth: Why, we have a staff full of the most professional-- Toad: Gotta hurry! It’s here!

Toad: But Luigi! How much wood COULD a woodchuck chuck?

Luigi: Don’t be fooled, young Toad! Woodchucks can’t chuck wood!

(New Cleanup Crew Comic This Week)

Peach: No day like a warm day!

(Artist’s note: Not a Cleanup Crew sketch, just something I put together after discovering they made pants that were white on one side and black on the other).

Peach: Er, should I come back later?

Toad: No! I mean Yes! I mean there is nothing going on today!

Toadette: That is totally not true.

Bowser: I’m a complicated guy.

(Artist’s Note: Some practice of the King of Awesome’s expressions. I couldn’t help but notice that Bowser’s face isn’t really built for emotion. His mouth doesn’t grin or frown unless you toon it up.)

Princess Peach: I’m not sure what I’ve just stepped in, but I want it dead.

Toad: Are paint monsters even really alive? Or are they just animated?

Toad: Absolutely nothing could go wrong, except we all die,

Toad: It’s your perfume! Polluted piranhas can’t smell nice things! Toadette: Now is NOT the time! (Author: Happy Monday! New strip!)

Toad: Another Monday? Toadette: Every week it’s the same, one tall order after another.

Toad: You know, this is somehow both infinitely better and worse than if you had been one of those door-to-door salesmen.