Him 👆

hey gl!charlie fans. do you wanna see charlie play a similarly “joke but actually incredibly angsty when you look closer” character. what if he was a fish and he had a really big sword and also religious trauma.

Just Roll With It is an absurdly powerful ttrpg podcast where they just roll with it featuring charlie slimecicle, bizlychannel, condifiction, and grizzlyplays.

their main public campaign is riptide, following some really pathetic badass pirates. and charlie is a fish.

like clockwork

How To Train Your Dragon doodles

It’s been really cool seeing other people’s interpretations lately and it’s inspired me to try a few!

‘I made it up. I don’t know my real name’ SHUT UP OH MY GOD I DID NOT NEED TO BE REMINDED

beauty standards are so fucked up what happened to i love your body because it's you. what then.

born to raccoon, forced to human. Why can't I just be a silly little guy with little hands foraging in my enclosure for enrichment. Why must I work and pay RENT.

Charlie replied to Crumb on twitter!

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by crumb @/cuptoast with a reply by Slimecicle @/Slimecicle.

Crumb’s tweet reads “i drew pony sonas for me and my friends!” Attached is a drawing of Crumb, Charlie, Snifferish, Poodwattle and Sneegsnag as ponies from My Little Pony.

Crumb is an Earth Pony with a yellow coat and a Cutie mark of Crumb’s little cat sona. Its Head and tail are covered in shadow.

Charlie is a cream coloured Earth Pony with a short curly brown mane. He’s wearing glasses and has a cutie mark of his Slimecicle logo. Additionally, he’s wearing cardboard wings and a horn to give the impression of being an Alicorn. He’s blowing an angry raspberry at Crumb.

Sniff is a very fluffy more orange cream coloured Earth Pony. Their ears end in heart shaped tufts and they have a mushroom Cutie Mark. Poodwattle is a light grey Pegasus with a blond mane pulled up in a sort of half ponytail. Their Cutie Mark is obscured by their wings. Sniff and Pood are looking at each other and have a little heart floating between them.

Sneeg is a white and blue Unicorn with a face shrouded in shadow and a dark blue Ace of Spades Cutie Mark. His magic glow is blue.

Charlie’s reply reads “Please redraw me I am not an earth pony I am not I do not eat mud I do not love rocks where is my MAGIC HORN where are my MAJESTIC WINGS this is fucking bullshit discord I’m howling at the moon I can change you can change me change me make me huge and shoot lasers and have a force field and make my pony stamp Jesus Christ or Autobots or something crumb on man”.

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Hot take

Night furies are actually perfectly evolved for hunting and killing other dragons and the only reason they aren't a dragon-hunting species like the death song or deathgrippers are is because DreamWorks couldn't have their adorable main character dragon be a "cannibal"

(below I'm gonna try to summarize what we've figured out in a convo with friends on discord)

(also tw animal death via predator)

First of all yes I'm aware that pretty much every decision made about their design was with consideration of the effect it would make on human audiences but hear me out

Night furies are most iconically known as dive-bombers. They are built for speed, high maneuverability, night-time camouflage and for striking targets from above. If we remove human settlements out of the equation (which would not have existed long enough to actually influence night fury evolution, come on), what does that leave us with?

They aren't built for catching fish for sure, they aren't very hydrodynamic and their head is round, wide, and their teeth are dull. Honestly, the monstrous nightmare is much better suited for catching fish, with its long neck, almost pelican-like jaw and rhamphorhynchus teeth

Compare to

Yeah the jaws look kinda like a porpoise of some sort but for that the whole body would have to be a lot more aquatic imo. The light fury looks a lot closer to an aquatic diver, it has a sleeker body, rounded fins instead of spikes, and a long neck.

I don't really see them hunting land animals either, they just don't look like they're adapted for that minus the resemblance with large felines and even then, they're too large to effectively hunt in forests.

The one thing I can kinda imagine them hunting is large mainland megafauna, but we're working with a setting that takes place pretty much exclusively on islands. And overall, dragons are the only abundant species there with the exception of fish and human-bred sheep and chickens.

In general, night furies have duller teeth, smaller claws and are smaller than most dragons. Disregarding the movies making Toothless weirdly OP, a night fury would be disadvantaged against most dragons in a 1v1 fight and besides, it has four huge weak spots that would highly discourage it from a direct physical fight - the primary and secondary tail fins. One unlucky rip in the membrane and the night fury is fucked.

The night fury however noticeably resembles falcons, given their dive-bombing ability and high maneuverability.

Falcons too have smaller beaks and weaker claws compared to most birds of prey, and for that they compensate by simply picking up speed, balling up their talons and Punching. Really. Hard.

And they use that ability to kill other birds, even much larger ones, by knocking them right from the sky.

Here, the night fury's plasma blast works the same way as a falcon's punch. Dragons are fire-resistant, so what the plasma blast does is really just a densely packed bolt of energy that has the effect of either stunning or outright killing prey by damaging its spine. And what the plasma bolt doesn't do, rapid contact with the ground would finish. And if even that doesn't do it, the night fury's wide jaws and dull teeth are just fine for simply clamping around the unlucky dragon's neck and strangling it, like a lion or a pitbull.

The night-time camouflage allows the night fury to soar for extended periods of time perfectly unnoticed in the night sky, and by the time it strikes, the dragon wouldn't even know what's coming.

Unless

Say the hunting night fury is aware of other dragons sleeping under the trees, as most dragons probably would at night (village raids aside, most dragons seem to be diurnal), so how does the night fury get them in position where it can use its signature attack? Well, there's That Iconic Screech Of Death. Since in the movies it tends to appear not just during dive-bombings but also when charging up a blast, I imagine it's something the night fury is able to control to some degree. So by simply fake-diving in close proximity to sleeping dragons, it can effectively terrify them into leaving their hideout and fly out into the open where it can easily take them out.

I dunno, the possibility of night furies as predators to other dragons just makes so much sense to me, I really don't know what other reasons there would be for them to evolve these particular adaptations.

And one more little headcanon to add to this whole rant - since night furies are significantly smaller and less equipped for dragon vs dragon fights and are primarily speed-based predators, I imagine there is this very likely scenario:

There is one dragon who resembles a hyena, a lil bit

Ok, rant over

Can i ask where you watched How to Train Your Dragon Legends, DreamWorks Dragons, and Dawn of the Dragon Racers? Im looking for them and can’t find anywhere to stream or pirate either 😪

Aw man, I'm not sure. I own everything on dvd, actually, and watched Race to the Edge on Netflix. Wish I could help! Anyone have a good place to watch these?