The Rogue Files: How Ivy Got Her Name Part 2

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Of course Joker loves the ending to Marley and Me

The LEGO Batman Movie (2017)

“For a loner, Batman, you sure like movies about relationships!”

DC Villains be like

Superman Rogues: *Meet in a secret hall, wearing robes and plunging daggers into a big S shaped table* We take this sacred blood oath to destroy the Man of Steel.

Batman Rogues: *Take over Arkham Asylum* Okay, we’re gonna lure Batman into a trap, capture him, then put him on trial, or give him a celebrity roast while he’s on a spit, or just run him through a gauntlet of all of us trying to kill him. Its gonna be great.

Flash Rogues:*hanging out in a bar* Hey you know what? Fuck the Flash. Lets go kick his ass.

The Rogue Files: Love In The Air

Harley was sitting next to Riddler at lunch, it was wensday, the day they usually had lunch and talked. Ed had his feet proped on the table (Ed was the only one who used a chair everyone else sat on a bench) and harley had her leg crossed. Joker walked by and kissed harley on the cheek, harley sighed and rested her head on her hand, "is that love in the air". Ed stared at for a few seconds "no that's not love that's fear gas harley". The Joker (who had been walking away) stopped and turned around slowly to reveal a bug face. Harley slapped her hands to her face and screamed while Edward sat calm, as if nothing was happening. Harley turned ro Eddie "why aren't you screamin" "because theres nothing scary to scream at". Harley stared toward Eddie no longer paying attention to the bug faced Joker who began to walk toward her. "You afraid of somthing right", Eddie looked down "No, I haven't been afraid in long time". Harley frowned a little "what do you mean". "What I mean is the last time I was scared, I was a kid". Harley wanted to ask more questions but she was interrupted when she felt a hand on her shoulder and turned around to see the bug faced Joker.

I'm pretty sure someone did spmething similar because it came to me but it sounds realy familiar. I didn't know so I wrote it anyway do if it's similar to somthing else just let me know and I'll fix it.

Rogue Files is a series of shorts and some longer stories there is a plot to some extent but not realy.

In the Q&A they have a 3 by there names.

Ships That I Like:

FireMoth(Firefly and Killermoth) That's the right name anyway I like KillerFly better for some reason. There the bug bros and thier always working together it just perfect and you'll never convince me otherwise.

Quiddler(Riddler and Harley Quinn) Basically its Harley's hurt and Eddie's lonely so you know what boom. They can relate on a deeper level both being victims of abuse. Eddy has a problem of falling in love with the mystery and not the person and once he solves them poof but the thing is he can't solve Harley, she's unsolvable she isn't a creature of habit, she is chaos and everything that goes with it. Ed whether a developer or Robotics expert he can build her toys (actule toys or stuff like jet packs and weapons realy what ever she wants) or make her video games so that's a win for Harley. Eddie's just crazy enough to peak her interest and he seems nice enough in most media at least. Harley annoys Eddie sometimes and as we all know annoyed Eddie is hilarious Eddie. Harley also gets Eddie out of his comfort zone which is good for him. Ed teaches Harley things and she teaches him things (not that he'll admit it).

Scriddler(Scarecrow and Riddler) This needs no explanation

RiddleCat(Riddler and Catwomen)

BatCat(Batman and Catwomen) It's a classic

Jarley(Joker and Harley) The Harley Quinn fandoms gonna have my head for this I can feel it. like the previous it's classic

These are the ships I can remember off the top of my head that I love and like my other list this is subject to change

Felt like Quiddler needed the most explanation over all

The Rogue Files: You Want To Poison Me Huh

Ivy and Edward were playing chess, and they were both great at it which comes to no surprise this isn't their first time playing a game of strategy. Edward boxed her king in and grinned as he deliverd the final blow. "check mate" Ed proped his head on his hands and looked down at the board smirking at his victory. "Don't let this go to your head Ed". Edward didn't look up "don't get mad Ivy get even". Pam glared daggers, she realy wished he'd stop saying cryptic things it would be so much easier but then again Ed wasn't realy known for being a simple kind of guy. "What... the... fuck... do you mean", and Ed continue looking down "what I mean is, find somthing more fulfilling then your looks to be aregant about then will be even". Ivy was losing her patience with him and she could feel the anger bubling up inside her. " I want to poison you so badly" and Ed finally looked up from the board. "So you want to kiss me badly" . Ivy couldn't process what he just said she wanted to be angry, she wanted to strangle him but what he said was so damn confusing. "where did you get that from" Ed started chuckling at her words as if it was easy to see. "You said you wanted to Poison me and you poison people by...". She now knew exactly where he was going with this so she refused to finish his sentance but this didn't stop him from looking smug. "you kiss people" Ivy's face turned red and Eddy proped his feet up on the table and leaned back, he started laughing at her. Ivy ran off before he noticed that he was getting to her.

This idea kinda just came to me I realy don't know how. I would say drugs but I think you and I both know better then to think I make enough for a drug problem.

I thought about Quiddler and I realized that it was basically "Dexter's Lab" but on drugs.

I'm sure you know who's building and who's destroying

What a good day to remember that "narcissistic abuse" doesn't fucking exist, people with NPD aren't ticking time bombs with Evil Abuser Disorder, and neurodivergent people aren't the goddamn bogeyman.