Dialogue Credit Goes To @hvstias As Usual

"Only five of them? Pity, I brought enough poison for fifty. You can't say I'm not prepared."

"Okay, I only have, like, seventy eight grenades left...hopefully that's enough"

THEY ARE LOVERS, YOUR HONOUR!!!

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“who’s agent main is always so supportive and nice.”

cypher.

it’s always the cypher mains, they’re always so supportive, nice, and down to earth. 100% recommend🙏🏽

no, we're not getting the png bc I'm too lazy to open my computer and get it.

hi tumblr!! Here's a sketch of one of my favorite agents, astra.

Valorant Agents Taking Care of a Child (aka you)

Astra -plays Airplane with you -”Higher? You get higher!!” *carries you higher while she floats* -Lets you play with the stars in her hands -”Pretty? Yes yes! Very very pretty!” -No curfew type of guardian -snacks for days, cuz she’ll spoil you with her delicious food. -will stargaze with you until 2 am -9/10, you’d be very tired the next day Breach -cool uncle vibes -”Careful with my hands, I don’t want your little fingers to get caught in the metal.” -sets you on his shoulder while he walks around the base -will give you a beer mug and fill it with your favorite drink while he drinks his own mug of beer. -uses his body as your swing, cuz you’re basically weightless as a child -He’s a nice babysitter that’s for sure, one of the best. -11/10, cool uncle. you get a medal Brimstone -just eagle eye watches you as you play -”No, not there. There’s guns, it is dangerous.” -doesn’t allow you to play with the duelists or Viper -”Come on, Brim. Let the child have some fun!!” -”No Raze, I don’t want you putting the child in danger.” -you’ll be really bored with him as your caretaker honestly -will bend the rules for you, no doubt -”How come they get to use that?!” -”Cuz she’s a child.” -6/10, he got the taking care of the child down, but not the entertainment side Chamber -He really has no idea what to do with a child, let me be honest -”Okay, why did you give me this menace?”

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Near-death experiences? My man's survived multiple complete death experiences in the cinematics!

for lacking cypher content

I really love the idea that when Sage revives it usually leaves the person being revived pretty exhausted for a time while their body recovers. But when she revives in a fight and they've got the adrenaline to keep them moving and finish out the mission they just knock the fuck out immediately after they know they're safe and there is no waking them up for at least a few days. Just love the idea that they'd need to have a plan for how to handle that, anyone who gets rezzed just has to have someone following them around or they run the risk of cracking their head on the way down (this was learned by experience, Sage felt bad for a month Sova couldn't actually remember what she felt bad about)

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