Green Is So Underrated, When I Say It's My Favourite Colour I Don't Mean This:

Happy Halloween yall, hope you have a frightfully good night🎃

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

Reblog if this seems at least a slightly more productive way of finding things.

Hello welcome my ADHD themed gameshow, "So you were holding it literally moments ago but now it's gone" the where YOU look for whatever you were just holding while going increasingly mad

I'm the same with energy drinks I hadn't truly chilled the fuck out until I tried my frist one lol I was like "oooohhhhh so this is what relaxation feels like lol"

"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.

this is 100% on disney and not the owl house crew but man that montage at the beginning made me so sad we didn’t get a full season… like u can tell each little bit was supposed to be (or could have been) its own episode

settling in at the noceda household… rebuilding the old house in the woods… luz coming out to her mom… going back to school (and replacing vee, who was replacing luz and built her own friend group in that time, so now it’s like she’s a different person???) and learning about the wittebanes… hunter’s haircut/ identity crisis… tbh probably would have had an episode where they deal w the museum guy again too… even just more slice of life stuff like learning about the human realm the way luz got to learn about the boiling isles……

it was a great episode but man. imagine if we had gotten to see everything in its full glory. fuck u mouse

Vampires are just people who don't wear sunscreen

Bunnings, openly selling the thing that killed Jason Todd?????? Do better gothem.

book 10 doodle

So two questions.......

At what point does it go from:

Daddy issues to:

Father problems

People with chronic mental health disorders will do "dang why do i feel sad/anxious/disgruntled today?" As if they literally don't have a fuckedupbrain disorder.