nerdofallkinds

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Don't cry over the stupid cat movie, don't cry over the stupid cat movie, dont-

God fuckin damn it

It takes a special kind of nerodivergent burnout to wear your dressing gown and Comfy Pants (TM) into hungry jacks.

This is the state I am in, not ashamed, just hoping I don't die tonight because I'd hate this to be my ghost outfit.

Don't forget cousin: This-is-the-final-edit-i-swear.document(28)

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

Have you seen our obsession with vanilla extract?? Yes of couse we fucking love banana bread.

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

You will not romance my chemicals!

i think it's fine to attribute some desire to biology, like wanting to have kids. like yeah I'm sure a lot of it is the living creature need to proliferate. it doesn't bug me. same as acknowledging that love is dopamine or whatever. a cynic saying love is just chemicals in our brains isn't a gotcha. like ok we as humans were so driven and fascinated by our capacity to love that we found the exact juice that produces that feeling and gave it a name. that's awesome, actually, i dig that, i love that. with my chemicals.

Soooo,

I haven't posted in fuckin ever and I need to stop procrastinating on my halloween costume so,

Lebanese? I thought you were american.

WHAT THE FUCK ALDI

I expect SEVERAL apologies Who thought that PICKELES and CHEESE was an ok favour of chips???

Things said at my nephew's 8th birthday

"I LOVE DISTRUTION!!" (Said by a kid in line for the pinata)

"We sacrifice you!" (While playing pole tennis) "The children have been given access to fire, large sticks and marshmallows, go help us" -Me

"Where am I gonna put this??" (A little boy holding a bunch of candy) "Do you have pockets?"- Me (Kid grins and proceeds to shove it in various jean pockets) "Get some rizz sigma!!" (Called out while waiting for cake" "Smash it with a hammer!!" (My sister and I quoting movies while inhaling helium)

"Is this a birthday party or a group exercise??" (I said as several children howled and wailed in excitement)

"Why is your party bag different to mine??" - by birthday boy's other aunty "Caz I'm special~" -Me (They ran out of plastic bags and hers was paper)

Question:

Can we all agree that we are just silly little guys (gender neutral) on a site made for both fun bullshit and serious issues?. Like I personally don't doubt that everyone here Is trying their best, and I love that for yall.

Asking if tumblr is relevant is the same energy as asking if most lizards are friendly like: "yeah sure I guess? They just chilling tho-"

occasional posts from users

My question is, did you not just apologise??? Like a simple "Oh sorry about that ill try my best to remember from now on" and your good! I think people need to remember that self expression and gender identity is separated.

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

So,

We all agree that rey is queer yeah?? Like you don't just kiss the morally grey version of Keanu Reeves without being kinda queer.

My favourite media has all of those!

Unfortunately don't have any cool arty sites to recommend but ima reblog so people (I) can find it lol.

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

Ok so I just figured it out,

ADHD is our universes version of super speed.

Bunnings, openly selling the thing that killed Jason Todd?????? Do better gothem.

The kids in ride the cyclone would like to disagree

roller coasters could kill us so easily if they wanted but they choose not to because by nature they’re gentle beasts and they love us. like horses

MOTHER-

Shipmate overboard! Reel em up lads!

where's me package...

Hello there,,am really sorry for sennding this private request. Im called Lowrah a black femme living in Niger where my existence,rights and freedom is illegal with many decades of imprisonment. Recently i was kicked out of homestead by my parents due to their ethical belief, misconceptions and i could not withhold a family conflict anymore.I am currently homeless and unemployed at the sametime. I have faced public harassment both by my friends and relatives and threatened to be killed,,this leads me sometime to suicidal thoughts.please help me by donation so that i can get a basic needs like other human beings.please help where possible

Hey L so sorry for your situation but I currently don't have the money to donate, all of my pay check goes to rent and therapy. Again I'm so sorry for the traumatic bullshit you've been though, sending all the best wishes and hope someone will assist financially.💚

Jesus's what a day to be born!!🤣

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

I'd legit cry 😢

REBLOG IF YOU WOULD BE LITERALLY 100% OKAY WITH FAN ART ABOUT YOU EVEN IF IT WAS JUST STICK MEN

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

I ironically (a fat bitch) need to be reminded of this each time I write a new OC.

i'm letting you go with just a warning this time but you better draw her fatter next time ok?

Ya sure?????

what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭

Hello! List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who reblogged something from you! Get to know your mutuals and followers :D

Hi!!!

Oooo this is exciting! I've never had a ask before lol!

My dog (classic I know haha)

Animation! I absolutely love it as a art medium and entertainment🙃

A good period peace/historical drama!🏛

Fandoms! Any vibe, medium or content📖

Asks! And community engagement im a huge nerd and love to share that with eveyone! 🥰

Honestly just reposting because it's amazing and so I can come back to it🥰

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

All right people, let's support this amazing concept and creater!!

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Your 5 buck coffee could go along way, if you can please please donate!💚

I have seen posts on Palestine get thousands on thousands of notes. If each person who engaged with them donated one dollar—literally just one; no more, no less—thousands of dollars would be raised to humanitarian aid in Gaza just like that. I understand there’s the whole bystander effect going on. People are probably like “Well there’s likely someone out there donating right now, so they can probably do without my one puny dollar” wrong. One dollar makes a huge difference. Any amount you can afford can make a huge difference.

I’m not going to say every single person on here can afford to give up a dollar, because that’s absolutely insensitive to people’s individual situations—but if you can, please donate. So many of us on here aren’t swimming in money, but we still make it a point to donate, regardless of how little or how big a sum it is. I promise it adds up.

The PCRF could use every last penny. Don’t be a bystander in a world of bystanders. It matters.