Honestly Just Reposting Because It's Amazing And So I Can Come Back To It🥰

Vampires are just people who don't wear sunscreen

Girlypop are you batman???

Like.....go off I guess lol

So, I've just started watching the mandalorian and I have questions, as someone that has absolutely no prior knowledge about star was would:

How does the child get out of his floating baby carrier??? Does he just faceplant into the ground???

Is it just me that thinks the Alamites sound exactly like the fucking minions?

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

My question is, did you not just apologise??? Like a simple "Oh sorry about that ill try my best to remember from now on" and your good! I think people need to remember that self expression and gender identity is separated.

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

Unfortunately don't have any cool arty sites to recommend but ima reblog so people (I) can find it lol.

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

Soooo,

I haven't posted in fuckin ever and I need to stop procrastinating on my halloween costume so,

Ok so I just figured it out,

ADHD is our universes version of super speed.

9) Some people really don't get the fact that there animals, idc how well trained your dog is it can still hurt itself or others if not appropriately tended to, eg. Wearing a lead or muzzle.

10) Other people have more access to your dog, especially if it's friendly, humans suck and dog kidnappings are a thing!.

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs

Jesus's what a day to be born!!🤣

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY