I'd Legit Cry 😢

Things said at my nephew's 8th birthday

"I LOVE DISTRUTION!!" (Said by a kid in line for the pinata)

"We sacrifice you!" (While playing pole tennis) "The children have been given access to fire, large sticks and marshmallows, go help us" -Me

"Where am I gonna put this??" (A little boy holding a bunch of candy) "Do you have pockets?"- Me (Kid grins and proceeds to shove it in various jean pockets) "Get some rizz sigma!!" (Called out while waiting for cake" "Smash it with a hammer!!" (My sister and I quoting movies while inhaling helium)

"Is this a birthday party or a group exercise??" (I said as several children howled and wailed in excitement)

"Why is your party bag different to mine??" - by birthday boy's other aunty "Caz I'm special~" -Me (They ran out of plastic bags and hers was paper)

MOTHER-

I'm trying to get back into graphic design, so here we go! https://www.instagram.com/p/CpXVEGIPxbu/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

Your 5 buck coffee could go along way, if you can please please donate!💚

I have seen posts on Palestine get thousands on thousands of notes. If each person who engaged with them donated one dollar—literally just one; no more, no less—thousands of dollars would be raised to humanitarian aid in Gaza just like that. I understand there’s the whole bystander effect going on. People are probably like “Well there’s likely someone out there donating right now, so they can probably do without my one puny dollar” wrong. One dollar makes a huge difference. Any amount you can afford can make a huge difference.

I’m not going to say every single person on here can afford to give up a dollar, because that’s absolutely insensitive to people’s individual situations—but if you can, please donate. So many of us on here aren’t swimming in money, but we still make it a point to donate, regardless of how little or how big a sum it is. I promise it adds up.

The PCRF could use every last penny. Don’t be a bystander in a world of bystanders. It matters.

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

So, I've just started watching the mandalorian and I have questions, as someone that has absolutely no prior knowledge about star was would:

How does the child get out of his floating baby carrier??? Does he just faceplant into the ground???

Is it just me that thinks the Alamites sound exactly like the fucking minions?

Dykes to skip class for

Dykes to make out with

Oh god, they can not be allowed to congregate. Can you image the shear punk power they'd compile.

They would be best friends (and destroy things together)

this is 100% on disney and not the owl house crew but man that montage at the beginning made me so sad we didn’t get a full season… like u can tell each little bit was supposed to be (or could have been) its own episode

settling in at the noceda household… rebuilding the old house in the woods… luz coming out to her mom… going back to school (and replacing vee, who was replacing luz and built her own friend group in that time, so now it’s like she’s a different person???) and learning about the wittebanes… hunter’s haircut/ identity crisis… tbh probably would have had an episode where they deal w the museum guy again too… even just more slice of life stuff like learning about the human realm the way luz got to learn about the boiling isles……

it was a great episode but man. imagine if we had gotten to see everything in its full glory. fuck u mouse

9) Some people really don't get the fact that there animals, idc how well trained your dog is it can still hurt itself or others if not appropriately tended to, eg. Wearing a lead or muzzle.

10) Other people have more access to your dog, especially if it's friendly, humans suck and dog kidnappings are a thing!.

Everyone else talked about outdoor cats, it's time for me to talk about offleash dogs