Why Cant I Beam Other People With Brainrot Over My Fic This Is So Fucked

watched cleos latest episode. is this anything

The Bad Boys!

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Ren is my favorite content creator. He's gorgeous, he's a geek, he's a theater kid, his world building is amazing, he's adored by lesbians, he accidentally doxed himself on stream once, he "yes and"ed himself into a queer situationship with someone he barely knew at the time (Martyn), he's a furry, he's a king, he's a pirate captain, he's a wet dog and a boyfailer, he's got the undying loyalty of a married man with two daughters (Martyn), he's a freak, he's the coolest person we know, there is NOBODY doing it like this man

of COURSE he liked that comment

joke stolen from @llama-bird

Guys….

Got bored, have some cursed TIES

anyways people would be going crazy shipping shelby and joey if they were both men

Pesce Bird : The Fish that yearned for the skies

Ren: One of the most surprising things from the weekend was watching Martyn swim like an Olympic swimmer.

Impulse: Yes. Yeah.

Skizz: Yeah.

Ren: Like, he has the most insane form? He—it’s actually insane. He swims like an Olympian.

Skizz: Well he—

Impulse: He’s the most athletic person in a gamer bod I’ve ever seen.

Ren: Yeah (laughs).

Skizz: Yeah dude, yeah. He did a backflip! He did a backflip off the dock like it was nothing, dude.

Impulse: Yeah.

Ren: He did a backflip. It was so good.

Impulse: Insane.

Bdubs: (to Ren) You love him.

(Skizz and Impulse begin giggling, Ren and Bdubs joins in)

Impulse: He was-he was great, he was fantastic. Well, Bdubs—

Skizz: Martyn and Diggity, sittin’ in a tree—