Latest Posts by nobodycanknoww - Page 3
straight up let’s hear it for dry humping!!! wooohoo dry humping!!!!
Maybe if I made a grown man arch his back off the bed and groan my name, I’d calm down.
Sexualizing that old man is a full time job
KRISTEN STEWART on Late Night with Seth Meyers (March 13, 2024)
Reneé Rapp via Instagram (03/14/2024)
What type of cat would you say Simon is, also would he wear cat ears during sex? Thanks! :3
Baby that's a grown man with a cock and balls
no he would NOT but Simon is definitely one of those rugged and old stray cats that look like they've been to war 😭😭
https://soundgasm.net/u/Badjhur/M4F-Ghost-Stories-Training-a-Military-Brat Cuz why not 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️
God bless u this is going to my wank bank
FLORENCE PUGH via Instagram on March 10, 2023
Bitches will see an older man with big brown eyes, a big nose, built like a brick wall, luscious perfect hair, who speaks Spanish and say "yeah, that's my babygirl right there".
the curls are downright mesmerizing 😵💫
I’ll embrace all your versions.
Details by Roberto Ferri.
this how white men look after they tell a joke & think they ate
That extremely hot thing middle aged men do when the weight of the world is crushing them
omg
No lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and the upside down, on the floor, on the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried, against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, mind blogging, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bine breaking, world ending, black whole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, back worthy, can’t walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, throat blasting, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango and I’d still bounce on it. <3
MW2 KorTac and TF141 Twitter | Part XII
BRINGING THIS SHIT BACK YIPPIE
ATSV/COD MWII Twitter AU Masterlist
oh. my. god.
GUYS GUYS GUYS. John Price.
i love this app
BRITNEY BROSKI GOT TO MET PEDRO PASCAL
“2023 was the year that everyone became horny for Pedro Pascal.” - Chelsea Handler
super sad that joel miller isn’t a real man
coming from somebody who is trans, its really weird when cis ppl fetishize 'trans' cod characters.
the AMOUNT of cis people doing this is weird.
TWITTER LINK TO EXAMPLE
Natasha Romanoff being denied the choice of motherhood is my Roman Empire.
im sobbing
Perhaps someday, in another life, they'll finally get the ending they deserve.
"You look beautiful today Johnny, as always."
payday tmr
Okay, let’s do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I’ve been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.
SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER VERSE (2018) dir. Peter Ramsey, Robert Persichetti Jr., Rodney Rothman
ME
my absolute favorite joke to make is saying "sorry, I got hungry" whenever someone loses something
heeppy hoolida