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The Eye:

Hello Jonah, apologies for the deception, bu-

that moment during “Moving On Part 1″ where Virgil and Patton ask if things can get better and Logan’s voice softens and he says “of course they can” reblog if u agree

I am both absolutely petrified and fascinated by fungi, i think mushrooms and the like are real cute and i love them but I am also scared out of my god damn mind because every time I see a mushroom some little gremlin in the back of my mind just fukin goes ‘watch out buddio they are comin for ya b o n e s’

Hyde: Don’t talk about my height unless you’re ready to fight.

Lanyon: I could punt you across this room.

Hyde: Not if I break your legs first.

Michael Myers 😄😄 🔪 🔪 😂 😏

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

straight culture is “breakup prank” being a thing

Gardening is a Crowley thing. The only thing Crowley devotes any personal attention to in his apartment is his lush garden which he demands meet his exacting standards.

When Crowley and Aziraphale have to spend years in each others back pockets raising Warlock Dowling, Aziraphale chooses to disguise himself as …the gardener. You can’t tell me Aziraphale didn’t spend half his time trolling Nanny Crowley with his ‘kind-hearted’ and ineffective gardening techniques.

I can’t help but picture Crowley, dressed as Nanny Ashtoreth, in the garden, at 2 in the morning, viciously doing some damage-control ‘gardening.’

“Just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing” indeed.

Rb if you’re grateful for all of your followers

even if you have 1

Even if you have 10

100

1000

Etc.

how do i make it so i can see this tweet every friday