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you know those shows where they'd start with a small/worthless item like a fancy coin or a cooler or a pair of gloves, and trade up to a progressively better item, eventually getting something like a car or a TV? I want to see that but with Pokémon. start with a basic Jigglypuff, end with a shiny Rayquaza. I'd watch that.

Ohohohohoho oh yes. Oh yes, this pleases me. Oh yes.

they hated him for his low-empathy autism swag

going to bed at 8pm was the best idea I ever had. vastly improved my quality of life. I also don't have very good ideas so this was new to me

mood babe

Make the most of the next two months

Get all your vaccines

Travel while we have a functioning DOT

Read and buy books on feminism, anti-racism, pro-lgbt

Attend drag shows

Don't skip any of your classes

Read and buy history books

Find your out-of-state networks

Learn to carry cash

Get birth control solutions

Support the Biden/Harris administration

Postpone large purchases and save money

Be careful of what you say online, like un-ambiguous attacks against the incoming administration, especially in spaces that contain your full name or personal information

Feel free to add on.

mr beast just cured me from being dead but he hates how i turned out so they didn't even upload the video about it

i just think it's important to understand that love is not the antithesis of horror in fact it's often the catalyst

every so often i just think about how good it was that the most foolproof one-size-fits-all solution for dealing with basically any horrifyingly evil supernatural monster of the week in the magnus archives was just. burying them in concrete. like yeah i can believe that a few tons of grey brutalist slop would stop the wolfman or pretty much anything in its tracks to be honest. they use that shit on nuclear waste. do you honestly think you're stronger than a nuke? a fucking nuke?

they made their own stupid hell on earth.