Every Gay Blond And Brunet Ship Is Patroclus And Achilles Reincarnated. No I Will Not Elaborate.

Oh My Goodness. He is the best little Tony Stark I’ve ever seen. How dare the bullies hurt him like this.

this made me so angry. he looked AMAZING as Tony Stark and I hope he knows that those kids are just jealous

(sincerely wish Robert Downey Jr saw this and maybe made him feel better by saying hi to him in a video? he deserves that🥺)

Aaaahhhhh I can’t

They had a two for one deal on ankle biting gremlins

Umm, so I was at a restaurant with my family last night and I found these...

There were a lot of other titles with different fandoms, but these were my favorite. 

wss 2021: *opens with a bunch of white boys dancing in the streets of new york*

my brain: i'm getting strong newsies vibes from this

I am crying now. This is so sad. Try again Spot, it’ll work next time. Race is head over heels for you!

Spot: hey so I was wondering-

Race watching Jojo and Albert doing something stupid

Spot: um if you maybe

Race: STOP

Race: I’m sorry I have to go stop my friends I’ll see you later

Spot standing alone: I wanted to know if you wanted to go out on a date with me

Spot: yeah that was worth practicing for three hours in the mirror

You know what I love about Lord of the Rings? The characters are human. They make mistakes, they fail, some loose hope. But, in the end, they succeed, they get over their failure and triumph. They fall, but they get up, stand on their broken limbs, brush off the dirt,and they keep fighting. Why? They don’t have to, they could give in to the darkness, but they don’t, because they’re holding on to something. That there’s still good in the world.

I am crying

the amount of times i’ve listened to this and cried is embarrassing 😎🕺🏻

credit: bookamour on tiktok (i love their account, they have made pieces like this for many other books too)

“I guess I’ll just watch the fellowship.”

me 6 movies later, “oops”

Look. The uno rules are whatever you can convince the people you are playing with that they are.

I am also on a swim team, so I’m adding.

- we were told to do one 500. We had to do 3 cuz someone was breathing to much. Then we all breathed in protest.

- A senior walked up to a freshman and picked him up and spun him around.

- “just keep your laps straight.” “I COULDN’T EVEN KEEP MYSELF STRAIGHT!”

- One of the people on my swim team fucking prayed while they were on the block, like the dude fucking crossed his chest and then kissed his hand. My friend saw a different guy do this, he wasn’t even religious!

- One of the guys wolf-whistled at another guy. I am now writing gay fanfic of them.

- we found a knife on the swim bus and didn’t think to give it to the coach for a full ass 10 minutes, so we sat their all staring at the knife wondering what to do.

- one guy started whistling really loudly just at the start of an event.

- a girl jumped into the pool fully clothed.

- took a nap on a table

- Medicine Ball Catch. Enough said

- We have a cheer about toothpaste

- we all shave together

- we have gossip sessions in the shower

- the boys relay always yell “meat sauce” before they swim

- treat inhalers like drugs.

- a girl who threw her goggles at the coach.

There is so much more shit I have seen that I can’t even write it all. My swim team is very special

Here are some things that I witnessed kids from my swim team say and do

*Someone is talking about how they're trying to be more healthy and happy* another kid- "man, that shit dont work, settle for cocaine like the rest of us

"I'm pretty sure everyone cheated on the test last week" "I didnt" "Okay, fucking nerd"

*dude walks by in a Speedo* "damn, look at his weiner" *dude turns around to look at them* *person next to her takes a bite of their sausage on a fork*

*Drake dramatically opens the door to the pool room* IM HERE, IM QUEER, AND I DONT HAVE ANY FEARS" "OKAY DRAKE, THEN KILL THIS FUCKING SPIDER" a person hiding in a corner yells "IM HERE IM QUEER AND I HAVE ONE FEAR" *Drake runs away screaming*

"Daaaaamn, i dropped less time than emily, and shes fucking slow"

"Do you think I coukd swim fully clothed without getting in trouble?" "Abby I swear to god if you do that-" *abby proceeds to jump into the pool fully clothed* *her boyfriend screams and jumps in after her trying to save his phone that was in her pocket*

"i LiKe CrAcK" *takes bite of raw onion*

*this one person whispering* "the snack that smiles back" *whole team yelling* "GOLDFISH"

"What kind of water are hamsters supposed to swim in?" "Um, no water? They aren't supposed to be in water" "shit..." "ROW WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

"They guys locker room is so much nicer than the girl's" "why the fuck were you in the boys locker room Abby?" "WHY THE FUCK WAS NELSON GIVING US A TOUR OF IT, NOAH? I DONT KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE WAS HERE AND WE WANTED TO PLAY HIDE AND SEEK!"

"Is that a potato chip?!" *dives into the water to get a potato chip from the bottom of the pool* *eats the really soggy potato chip* "well this dont taste good..."

*person who was sick walking past the lockers into the main part of the locker room* "WAZZUP MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! DID YA MISS ME?!" "WHY DIDNT YOU DIE WHILE YOU WE'RE SICK ABBY?!" "FUCK YOU ASHLYN

Aaaand that's all I can think of, tell me if you want a part two